Randomness

To start with a song would be nice!

-plugs in radio.-

One minute... Here we go!

SOME DUDE JUST GRABBED MT JUNK. NOW I KNOW HOW KE$HA MUST BE FEELIN'!

Moving on to a story and rap about Shy Ronnie. All words spoken except my wonderful rap are from songs.

Devin walks down the hall and sees the new girl. "She's the girl that no one ever sees. When I say hi she's too shy to say hel-o." He pauses to see if the girl turns around. She mumbles something. "Hello," Devin proclaims. The girl doesn't answer and he walks off. The girl rips off her long flowing wig and starts raping!
"Hey bitch!
I'm Shy Ronnie
Not to be confused with yo' brah Donnie
Unlike him I can pop a rhyme
Anywhere, any time
Oh damn,
I'm sorry ma'am
You just set off my rocket
No that's not a marker in my pocket!
Hey! Girl get away from my wood
Not that you should."

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I was bored and felt inclined. I am horrible at rapping so enjoy.
 
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