Random Story Making

[awesomemandy]

RANDOM STORY MAKING TIME!!!!!

Here are the rules:
I give you the first sentence of the story.
You come up with the next sentence in the story.
You can post as many times as you want, just not in a row
MAKE IT FUNNY. I DONT DO BORING

HERES THE SENTENCE:

An old lady was eating a sandwich...

POST YOUR SENTENCES NOW!

 

[*Da_Wolf63 (01)]

When she farted

 

[nickdajinkster]

She died

 

[*The-_-One (01)]

But then chuck Norris round house kicked her in the chest and her heart started beating again.

 

[nickdajinkster]

And pooped her self

 

[*-DaPurple- (01)]

She came back to lifeand got a taco instead

 

[Doublem7]

when see saw her bf lick the floor

 

[Doublem7]

and the taco tasted like fake meat so it made her

 

[*The-_-One (01)]

Then she went and licked her bfs foot

 

[*Firbmthaawcmtmiw (01)]

And her bf cried 

 

[*Da_Wolf63 (01)]

Then ate her

 

[*peanut8989 (01)]

And pooped  her out the next day.

 

[Triangular]

Whwn she got mauled by a midget in a bear costume