YO YO YO, I'm ace of spades, I've got my head so far up my ass, I think you can tell I on another one of my freaky escapades. YEAH, I can't sing for shit, but I'm gonna rap this rap out for a little bit, I can't even rap so here it goes; (again) Although I called ace of spaces, You mother fuckers call me Ace! My straight boyfriend name is Trever with an Ee and an Arr, if you touch him, I'LL BLOW YOUR FUCKING FACE AWAY! I don't think I'm rapping, probably because of too much fappin' ( Ha I'm rapping now mother fuckers!) I'm slappin' he likes it slow, but if he asks; I'LL GO LIKE SHIT OFF A MOTHER FUCKIN' STICK! you just read my pathetic attempt Vol. 2 out soon
I'll melt your 20 inch rims into five foot plates for the shins of my thirty foot android The pecs of Channing Tatum, the abs of Ryan Gosling and the brain of 1980s Dan Akroyd, What would I do with this heinous creation, Lay waste to your cities with laser devastation, Kidnap all your daughters and like lambs to the slaughter it will reprogram their imagination to spread the revelation That I'm the greatest rapper in the history of creation -drops mic-