Captain-Jack-Sparrow3
New Member
I thought I would humor you guys since I am back, so I'll be searching the Internet for some funny appropriate jokes. I will do this, the QOTD, and random mind-boggling riddles. 
So, this random guy asked Arnold Shwartzenegger if he was ever going to upgrade to Windows 7..
He replied, "I still love Vista, baby!"
What do you call a midget psychologist who has escaped from Prison?
A small medium at large!
What does JC Penny and our PIMD campus have in common?
Pants are 50% off!
What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?
I can’t believe someone would stoop so low.
I heard elevators smell a little different for midgets..
Person 1: I have this really cool knock knock joke. But you have to start it first, okay?
Person 2: Okay, knock knock!
Person 1: Whose there?
Person 2:
Person 1:
Person 1: Hey, I have something important to ask you.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Well, it's important.. Are you sure?
Person 2: Yes im sure.
Person 1: Positive?
Person 2: YES, IM POSITIVE!
Person 1: .. Do you know the Muffin man?
Person 2: GTFO!!!
Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright, before you hear them speak.
Two atoms are in a bar, one turns to the other and says, 'i believe i lost an electron'. The other atom says, 'are you sure?' to which the first atom replies. 'im positive.'
I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I have. Thank you for reading my jokes. Send me a private message or a wall post on jokes you want to be added, and I will be sure to credit you for your find. I'll add all of your good ones!
"That's what."
- She.
So, this random guy asked Arnold Shwartzenegger if he was ever going to upgrade to Windows 7..
He replied, "I still love Vista, baby!"
What do you call a midget psychologist who has escaped from Prison?
A small medium at large!
What does JC Penny and our PIMD campus have in common?
Pants are 50% off!
What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?
I can’t believe someone would stoop so low.
I heard elevators smell a little different for midgets..
Person 1: I have this really cool knock knock joke. But you have to start it first, okay?
Person 2: Okay, knock knock!
Person 1: Whose there?
Person 2:
Person 1:
Person 1: Hey, I have something important to ask you.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Well, it's important.. Are you sure?
Person 2: Yes im sure.
Person 1: Positive?
Person 2: YES, IM POSITIVE!
Person 1: .. Do you know the Muffin man?
Person 2: GTFO!!!
Light travels faster than sound.. That's why some people appear bright, before you hear them speak.
Two atoms are in a bar, one turns to the other and says, 'i believe i lost an electron'. The other atom says, 'are you sure?' to which the first atom replies. 'im positive.'
I hope you all enjoyed this as much as I have. Thank you for reading my jokes. Send me a private message or a wall post on jokes you want to be added, and I will be sure to credit you for your find. I'll add all of your good ones!
"That's what."
- She.