Random!!!!!

Then was cornerd by some guys and girls
Askin for my sack of candy so i

 

drove of because i reliesed i didnt have a driver lisence and i crashed

 

but they were actually evil and they started to bite me

 

I was swimming and plays water polo

 

I found a lighter and logs under water and a made a fire that didnt go out

 

I

 

Then I woke up in my bed. What a fucked up dream

 

I then got of the bed and i reliesed i could fly

 

I flew to Norway

 

When i landed i saw a giant pig flying and singing teletubies

 

Seeing those giant ugly monkey babies creeped me off which made me pee my pants.i finally realized hogwarts was meant for me so I grabbed my broomstick and took of

 

when i arrived at hogwarts i saw voldemort flying above the grounds with a cow by his side giving free candy

 

And then we became bffs and made fun of Harry which made him cry

 

i saw harry being bullied so i asked him if he wanted to smoke 'B'

 

I then married rons sister and then i went to the moon

 

On the moon I found a Martian called Lenny who gave me a burger which poisoned me

 

Thanks to God im still alive