Quest for answers!

The egg. A chicken hatched out of one of the pterodactyl's eggs.

 

After evolution, a speck of dust, and the sun, the molecules of the dinosaur came into place. Just before keeling over and rropping like flies, these useless geckos grew wings and shrunk into a chicken. Their body mass proved to heavy for their flappy wings so they shrunk summore. Then they became chicken.
So obviously the dino came first. Stupid humans. Pandas gonna run this shit soon.

and yes ofcourse it does. What fucking kind of motherfucking shitass question is that. What fucking retarded pussy asks a shit question like that? What brain dead fucken philosopher made this bitch ass question up yo

 

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 Arguments these days 

 

Erm uhm....if you actually knew what the theory of evolution was you wouldn't ask the question of which came first; man or woman? 

 

^Neither. They were asexual beings that only needed the assistance of a LEAF to reproduce.

 

I wonder how they used the leaf :shock:

 

Old man who shouldnt be in room

 

That's for me to know, and you to find out. From me. Through showing.

 

Leaf intercourse? Is that the thing kids get off to these days? Sounds hawt. C:<