*throws up hands irritatedly* "He's a vampire now! How lovely! I met the 24 hours ago and he's a vampire!"
*hits head against a wall* "Now he has red eyes, lord help me!" *gets ignored while bashing my head against the wall, making my head bleed profusely* "Fuck."
"It'll be pretty obvious you're a vampire now. My blood will make you a full vampire." I say, sighing.