A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment. The lawyer immediately advised that he intended to appeal, but was then told that he would be waiting at least three years before his appeal could be heard. The lawyer protested that a three-year wait was unconscionable, but his words fell on deaf ears. The lawyer was then approached by the devil, who told him that he would be able to arrange an appeal to be heard in a few days, if the lawyer was willing to change venue to Hell. The lawyer asked: "Why can appeals be heard so much sooner in Hell?" The devil answered: "We have all of the judges."
Once an arab and a genues sat next to eachothe on the plane Aftet the plqne took off the genues dared the arab saying : " ill ask u a question if u cant answer it u give me 10 dollars and after that u ask me a question if i cant answer ill give u 1000 dollars " The arab agreed The geneus: " whats the secret of gravity? " the arab didnt know the answer so he paid 10 dollars The arab:" something went up to the hill with 4 legs and came down with 3 what is that thing? " The geneus didnt know the answer so he paid 1000 dollars The geneus :" so now i paid u whats the thing that goes up to the hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3 ? " The arab paid 10 dollars
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.