Bad things cats do: Do super smelly poos inside the house. Sometimes kill endangered animals cause they're an aggressive, invasive species which also tends to become an Apex predator in most ecosystems. Knock fragile things off from high places. Hide in hard to reach places. Claw and scratch you. Ruin 9/10 fabrics and furniture. Protest by defecating around the house. Go absolutely skitzoparanoid and commune with ghosts at night. Get stranded in high places. Try to infect your food while you're cooking it. Good things cats do: Sometimes kill mice if you have a problem with them. Purr and cuddle when they want to. Survive falls from high places Granted, many of the drawbacks can be overcome by cat-proofing your house, keeping them inside constantly, and training them... But they are suck overall.
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Dogs do #1 and #2 outside. Don't stink up your house. They don't get stranded ib high places They don't jump up onto the counter and knock things off of it. And dogs don't kill as much stuff as bords. Dogs you can hug and pester all you like and they stay by you whereas cats will walk away. Dogs come to you when you're sad and comfort you whenever you or they need it. Dogs are far superior to cats. Feel free to redo my list and then say they're equal. Dogs are also faster learners than cats so they can be improved more. Never thought of you as such a soppy hippy tho, Oni, or do you secretly shill for the cats? That would be worse.
You gotta train your kitties, Kefo. Mine don't dare come near my food when cooking. What is that nonsense? And they don't get on tables or counter tops at least when I'm around...because that's gross. Mine have only killed pests. There is a shortage of endagered species in my near vincinty and an abundance of critters. They're my good little pest hunters. O, and my kitty wipes my tears off my face with his cheeks when I'm sad, so idk what you did wrong to the cats you've been around.