"Ladies, give your boyfriend head and shoulders for a much better hair wash" -shampoo advertiser "Sounds good.... Why am I giving him shoulders again?" -dumb blonde
•It's nice to be important but more important to be nice •Time is a fortune that we all waste •Failure is the key to success •You can change your past and ruin your present by worrying about the future •The true sign of intelligence is not wisdom but imagination
?This used to be a funhouse But now it's full of evil clowns It's time to start the countdown I'm gonna burn it down down down?
Even if you stabbed me in the back, with one last breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your sweater
It costs nothing to speak out, but to remain silent could cost everything "Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hands on you, send him to the cemetery" -Malcolm X "A man who wont die for anything is not fit to live" -MLK those are some good quotes I've found the first one every time came up as anonymous so cant tag that to someone for credit but thought I'd still share it