B's pov "I dare you to super glue vampire fangs in Charlie's mouth, and put a mirror by him so he can see what you did." I said laughing. Rosalie snorted, and ran to the kitchen. I walked over to Charlie's room, and watched from the door. Rose went over to Charlie, and waited for him to open his mouth. When he did in vampire speed she put the teeth in, and ran out of the room. Charlie flinched, and sat up quickly. "What the hell?" Charlie said. The teeth made him sound funny. Charlie picked up the mirror, and looked at himself. His eyes widened, and then he rubbed the place I bite him last time. But then he sighed, and poked the teeth with his finger. He sighed out in relief. When he tried to pull out the teeth he whimpered, and glared at them in the mirror. "Stupid, fake, plastic teeth." Charlie mumbled. I snickered quietly. Charlie got out some kind of tool, and started to try to take off the teeth. When he got it off he held it up smugly. "Ha, ha, you stupid teeth, you thought you were going to stay there forever didn't you, huh, well guess what you were wrong, so take that." Charlie yelled triumphantly, and threw the teeth against the wall. I wished I had a tape of this so much, but sadly I didn't so I walked back to my room laughing the whole way. When I sat back down on the bed Rose looked around. "Jasper, truth or dare?" Rose asked smugly. "Truth, Charlie never did anything bad to me." Jasper laughed. Rose frowned, but then smiled. "Jasper is it true that all of the boys have been feeling lust during the game so far." Rose asked. Alice, and I looked at the guys amused at there uncomfortable expressions. "Yes actually I don't think either of them has stopped lusting over there mates including me." Jasper said embarrassed. Alice, Rose, and I laughed. "Umm… Alice, truth or dare?" Jasper asked. "Dare…" Alice said trying to look ahead, but failing. She glared at him, and playfully hit him. He grinned. "I dare you to dump flower all over Charlie, but before you do it use his covers to tie up his arms, and legs." Jasper said laughing at Alice's expression. Alice sighed, and ran down to the kitchen. When I entered Charlie's room Alice was starting to tie up his arms, and legs. Alice did it so carefully that Charlie didn't even flinch. Alice held up the flower, and the quickly dumped it, and flew out of room. Charlie coughed, and sat up in surprise. "What the hell am I doing covered in flower?" Charlie coughed. He looked at the ceiling glaring at it. "I hate you ceiling, keep your kitchen ingredients to your self, and leave me alone." Charlie yelled a little loudly. Charlie tried getting up but he couldn't. He looked down at his arms, and legs, and groaned exasperated. "Now my damn bed is trying to kill me." Charlie said furiously. "First the damn ceiling, then my psycho of a daughter, and now my damn bed what's next, is my whole house going to start trying to torture me, and constantly try to kill me in my sleep?" Charlie huffed. Charlie again tried to get up, but ended up falling out of his bed. "Ouch damn you floor, you hurt me once again. Some part of me is starting to think all the stress is starting to get to Charlie. I ran back to me room, and watched as Charlie went to the shower still swearing under his breath. I laughed, and sat down. Alice giggled. "That was kinda fun…" Alice said surprised. I know what she meant. I never thought torturing Charlie would be this fun. "Edward, truth or dare?" Alice asked. "Dare…" Edward said nervous. "I dare you to smack Charlie with a pillow when he gets out of the shower, and when he says ouch smack him again, but make sure he doesn't see you." Alice said laughing. I followed Edward out of my room, and we both went into Charlie's. Charlie was lying in his bed snoring. Edward had drew an evil face on the pillow, and had filled it was sour cream. Edward went over to Charlie, then quickly smacked him with the pillow, and bolted down, and under Charlie's bed. Charlie's eyes flew open. "Ouch!" Charlie bellowed, and started rubbing his face with his hands. Edward got up, and smacked Charlie with the pillow harder, and ran out of the room. Charlie jumped. "Ouch god damn it, leave me alone you stupid evil pillow. There was sour cream all over Charlie, and his bed. Charlie punched the pillow, then he got up, and opened his window. "Say bye, bye Mr. Evil pillow." Charlie said then threw it out the window. When Charlie put his window up he laughed evilly, and got back into his bed. "Hey if any other furniture would like to try to kill me please wait your turn, no shoving you can all take you turn at torturing me, and making me go to the shower, thank you." Charlie announced then flopped back down. I laughed as I walked back to my room. When I got back Edward was already looking around. "Jasper, truth or dare?" Edward asked smugly. Review?
"Dare, I guess." Jasper said reluctantly. "I dare you to take off Charlie's clothes, but leave the underwear." Edward said laughing. We all laughed quietly as Jasper left the room reluctantly. I followed him into Charlie's room excited. Jasper slowly began to slip Charlie's shirt off, and pants off. Jasper had a blank expression the whole time. "When we the last time Charlie has changed his underwear?" Jasper asked quietly as he looked at Charlie's stained underwear. "Stop checking out my dad, and let's go before he wakes up." I laughed quietly walking out of the room. Jasper glared at me, and followed me back to me room. Jasper set the clothes down in disgust. "Emmett truth or dare?" Jasper said smugly. "DARE." Emmett cheered. "I dare you to shoot Charlie with a paint ball gun." Jasper chuckled. Emmett grinned, and ran to Charlie's room already carrying a loaded paint ball gun. I followed him. Emmett went to Charlie's closet, and quick aimed at Charlie, and shot him. Charlie bellowed, and sat up in confusion. Emmett was all out of sight. There was a big spot of blue right on Charlie's chest. "Ouch, what the hell, where are my damn clothes, who just shot me with paint, and why am I talking to myself?" Charlie yelled. I bit down on my lip to stop from laughing, but when I made it back to my room I laughed loudly. When Emmett came back he grinned. "Charlie is officially crazy." Emmett laughed. "But anyway, Bella truth or dare?" Emmett asked. "Dare…" I said nervously. "I dare you to wake up Charlie by getting up on his bed, and jumping on it, when he glares at you sing a baby cartoon show, if he says you name ask him why he is naked, when he yells smile real big, and clap like a retard, and when he tells you to do something spit on him." Emmett said smugly. I snickered, and walked over to Charlie's room. I slowly got up on his bed, then began jumping on it roughly. He eyes flew open in panic. "Earthquake!" Charlie shouted, but then he looked up at me, and glared at me. "I then began to sing bob the builder very loudly still standing on his bed. Charlie put his hands over his ears, and groaned. "Bella I hate that song, go… play on the road or something weird people like you do." Charlie yelled. "Charlie why are you naked?" I said in disgust. Charlie looked at me shocked, and then looked down at himself. He sighed in relief. "Bella I am not naked." Charlie said calmly. "Why are you naked?" I asked slowly. "I AM NOT NAKED!" Charlie yelled. I smiled hugely at him. Charlie looked at me warily. I began to clap my hands with joy. Charlie looked at me with confusion on his face. "What is wrong with you?" Charlie wondered glaring at me. I then began to sing the Dora the explorer song. Charlie started to hit himself on the forehead. "What is wrong with you?" I asked after I finished my song. "You are what's wrong with me, all night long you have been trying to kill me with songs, and insults, the damn ceiling is trying to kill me what's next, is some kind of serial killer going to call me, and tell me I have 7 days to live, then some freak crawls out of the TV, and try's to murder my?" Charlie yelled. "Why not, it will be fun, then everyone can take turns hurting me, everyone is happy, you can throw a hell of a party after you try to flush me down the toilet, with all of the other things you try to kill, like your goldfish." Charlie said flopping down on his bed. "You watch to many horror movies, you really show see someone about it." I said amused. "Why, one of you are going to kill me by morning any way might as well crack open a beer, and wait." Charlie said childishly. "Well ok then Dr. Weirdo." I said giggling. "Sticks, and stones Bella." Charlie said. When I got back to my room everyone was still laughing. "Edward truth or dare…?" I asked. "Dare…" Edward said. "I dare you to call Charlie on his cell, and pretend you are a murder." I laughed. Edward grinned, and got out his cell phone. I walked over to Charlie's room. Charlie cell ring loudly. Then Charlie woke up he answered it. Ed's pov "Hello Charlie." I said in a spooky murderer type voice. "Hello, who is this?" Charlie asked nervously. "That's not important, but do you know what is?" I asked. "What?" Charlie asked clearly scared. "I am watching you right now." I said evilly. Charlie didn't answer, but I could hear him wheezing. "You are laying in bed, only in your underwear, and you are holding an umbrella, but an umbrella can't help you, because it's either your house or me that going to kill you." I said trying not to laugh. "W-w-w-when?" Charlie asked scared. "7 days…" I whispered then I hung up. I could practically hear Charlie shaking. Bella came back into the room her beautiful face looking amused. Then we all heard Charlie's door slam shut, and lock then I heard him moving around the room piling stuff against it. We all laughed. "Well I guess that's it for picking on Charlie for tonight." Alice sighed. "Yeah let's all meet here again tomorrow night." Emmett suggested as he pulled Rose to the window. "Yeah sure, see you guys tomorrow." I said cheerfully. Then everyone one, but me left. I have been thinking for a while about this, and that little talk with Emmett on the phone pushed me to it. I wrapped my arms around Bella. "Edward what are you doing?" My love asked smiling. "I am going to do my dare." I said with lust filling in my eyes. She beamed, and kissed me passionately. I kissed her back, and lightly laid her on the bed, and we began were most of my fantasies began.