B's pov Ok, Edward truth or dare?" I asked. "Dare." Edward said smiling. "I dare you to invite Alice, Jasper, Rose, and Emmett to play with us." I said. Edward laughed, and started to dial. "No need Edward I all ready saw this happening." Alice said jumping in the window. Everyone else came into. We all sat on my bed. "So who goes first?" Emmett asked rubbing his hand together. "Well it is Edward's turn now." Alice said. Edward grinned, and nodded. "Emmett, truth or dare?" Edward asked. "Dare." Emmett said quickly. "I dare you to drop a water balloon on Charlie." Edward said smugly. Emmett laughed, and ran to the kitchen He came back in seconds. Emmett drew a scary face on it, and then ran to Charlie's room. Alice, and I followed him. Emmett stood over Charlie, then let the water balloon drop, and ran out of the room. Charlie slapped himself in the face, and sat up. Charlie looked at the ceiling, then he looked at the pieces of balloon on his bed. All of a sudden he sprang up out of bed. "Spider!" Charlie yelled, and began smacking his bed with an umbrella. "Take that you damn evil spider." Charlie yelled. "Are damn spiders throwing water balloons at me?" Charlie mumbled, and after looking at his bed for anymore spider he laid back down, and put a pillow over his face. Alice, and I laughed quietly as we walked back into my room. "Did you put a spider in his bed to?" I asked laughing still. "Yeah, but it was a fake spider." Emmett laughed. "Ok my turn, Bella truth or dare?" Emmett asked. "Dare." I said nervous. "I dare you to go wake up Charlie, and laugh at him for being afraid of spiders, then when he goes to say something hold up your hand and say no I won't have sex with you, sorry, then when he glares at you tell him there is a spider on him." Emmett said laughing. Everyone laughed. Emmett's dares were worse then Edward's. I walked over to Charlie's room, and went over to him. I poked him on the forehead. He looked at me annoyed. I laughed at him. "You are afraid of spiders!" I laughed loudly. Charlie frowned embarrassed. Charlie went to say something so I put up my hand. He looked at me as if I grew another leg. "No, I won't have sex with you sorry." I said. Charlie looked at me appalled. "I don't want to have sex with you, you weirdo." Charlie said glaring at me. "Charlie there is a spider on you." I said. Charlie cringed, and looked down franticly, and then he looked up. "Stop teasing me Bella." Charlie yelled. I held up my hand again. Charlie rubbed his face, and flopped back down on his back. "Go away." Charlie pleaded. I waked out of his room, and back into mine. Everyone was laughing a little to loudly. "Rose, truth or dare?" I asked. "Dare…" She said nervous. Perfect. Review?
That's was friggen funny as he'll I'm not a twilight fan at all but that was the funniest Fanfiction I read in ages
I kept on laughing that my brother got pissed at me and wanted to see what I was doing but I just laughed at his face. More!! Hahahahahahaha