What? I think that was on the wrong thread, but that is HALARIOUS! Side splitting, I laughed so long one time my iPod's screen went black
B's pov "Ok, Edward truth or dare?" I asked. "Dare…" Edward said. I smiled evilly. "I dare you to put poison ivy all over Charlie's face." I said smugly. "Where am I going to find poison ivy?" Edward asked. "It's growing out front." I said. Edward sighed, and jumped out my window. He came back in, in seconds, and ran to Charlie's room. I watched as Edward slowly went to Charlie. Edward quickly dropped the poison ivy on Charlie's face, and he ran out of the room. Charlie flinched, and he sat up. He picked up the leaves confused, and looked around, but then he froze, and started to scratch. "Damn itchy, itchy, itchy, why in the hell am I so damn itchy." Charlie moaned. Charlie flipped on his light, and looked at the leaves. "Oh my god, these are poison ivy leaves, damn it, how did poison ivy fall down from that damn ceiling?" Charlie asked confused, and mad. Charlie dung in his medicine cabinet, probably looking for cream. Then he started rubbing the cream on him, and then he lay back down. I ran back to my room laughing quietly. "Ok, Bella truth or dare?" Edward asked. "Dare…" I said unafraid. "I dare you to wake Charlie up, and ask him all kinds of questions about 'Dora the explorer.' Edward said smugly. I laughed, and went to Charlie's room. I poked Charlie in the ribs. He whimpered, and rubbed his ribs. He glared at me. "Charlie, how can Dora's backpack talk?" I asked. Charlie looked at me shocked. "Bella Dora isn't real…" Charlie said slowly as if I wouldn't understand. "Does Dora wear underwear?" I asked. Charlie frowned at me. "How am I supposed to know?" Charlie asked annoyed. "Why does Dora ask so many stupid obvious questions?" I asked. Charlie rubbed his face looking beyond annoyed. "Because Bella, she is a freak, like you." Charlie said. "Why does Dora act so stupid all the time, like she wonders around totally clueless, and asks me to help her?" I asked trying not to laugh. "Bella she doesn't act stupid, and she isn't asking you, now go to your room, and leave me along." Charlie said frustrated. I walked out of Charlie's room, and ran back to mine. "Ok, Edward truth or dare?" I asked. "Dare…" Edward said. "I dare you to pour honey all over Charlie's body except for his head." I said laughing quietly. Edward laughed, and flew out of the room. I followed him into Charlie's room. Edward quickly dumped honey all over Charlie's body, and ran out of the room. Charlie jumped, and sat up. "Oh dear god, where did this damn honey come from, I am allergic to honey!" Charlie shouted. I busted out laughing from the door. Charlie looked at me. "Bella you poured honey all over me?" Charlie yelled. "No, it wasn't me." I said quickly. "So who was it Bella, Spongebob, or Dora, or maybe it was a hobo." Charlie yelled. Charlie was beginning to get all swelled up. I ran to my room quickly, and locked my door. But I didn't hear Charlie; all I heard was the shower running. "That was a close one, I better be more careful next time. Review?