My most precious moment was not long ago, On the first day of winter, all covered in snow. How I pushed, how I shoved, how I grumbled and growled, The intense emotions had me crying out loud. When I finally finished and opened my eyes, I stood staring in wonder at its incredible size. The feelings I felt must have made my brain snap. I had to tell everyone of my incredible crap. From door to door and town to town, I walked and I ran spreading pictures around. There were cheers and applause, and nothing could spoil it. A poop of that size couldn't fit down the toilet. After long celebrations and elaborate feasts, It felt all too soon for the parties to cease. And soon, sadly, whether I liked it or not, It came to be that all my loved ones forgot. And soon all my friends and aquaintences too, But I'll never forget my favorite poo.
I ate a Big Mac Now I feel bubbles in my stomach I crap it time to take a poop As I poop it come put like a loop I walk away and don't flush the loop of poop