Polite Insults

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by BEWBS, Oct 22, 2015.

  1. May your phone get dropped in the toilet and flushed after youve just dropped a cat or kini in a party
     
  2. May you never be able to tell the difference between twins
     
  3. Evil 
     

  4. Yes it is a bit on the evil side but I said it in a polite tone.......??????
     
  5. May ur phone drop on ur face and spoils aft u dropped ur cat once u enter a b2b
     
  6. May your mother walk in while you are doing your "business"
     
  7. May your shoe laces untie when you're rushing to get to class.
     
  8. May you go to a doctor asking to be circumsised but get castrated instead.
     
  9. May you receive spoilers about the book you're reading.
     

  10. take it down a notch there :cry:
     
  11. May you disconnect your device to make a troll alt and forget your mains login info
     
  12. May every movie you watch skip or buffer insufferably halfway through the feature.
     
  13. Wow,some brilliant ones I've missed here 
     
  14. That would be annoying 
     
  15. Mwahaha
     
  16. Nah bruh
     
  17. May you lose your phone during your cat drop


    May you lose your phone during a sfw
     
  18. May you always step in doggy poop when you get your newspaper.
     

  19. She's actually not. Should a seen her before
     

  20. I'm a terrible human being 