PIMD's Best PickupLine

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

 

I would like to be in an online relationship with you because I'm a huge loser in RL and can't get a girl to kiss me for money

 

Do you live on a farm? Cause you're raising some cøcks 

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up 

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I see it my nuts tighten up ?

That's all I got for now ️

 

Im like a dentist,i need my patients to open wide

 

They say dating is a numbers game... so can I get your number?

 

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.

 

Are you a corn field? Because I'm gonna be stalkin you.



And last one.

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.
️

 

[size=150Life without
You
Is like a
Broken pencil
It's pointless[/center][/s]

 

Roses are red, the sky is sometimes blue, and vodka is cheaper then a dinner for two. Lmao sorry guys I had to, so enjoy.

 

Hey do you mind taking off your clothes? I'd like to see how angles hide their wings.

 

I'll be BK and you be McDonalds. I'll have it my way and you'll be loving it.

DA DA DA daaaa (;

 

One time, at band camp 

 

Girls during sex:Is this your first time too?

Guys:Yeah...my first time with you

 

Hi

 

I made you some Moo Moo Milk, but I forgot to use my Milktank. ?

 

hey baby, How about you give me your number before i dont want it anymore.

 

Will you be my BAEnana?

 

I have bacon. Please love me no? Okay (._. )

 

Bacooonn!!! 