Pimd's best pickup lines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Isekai, Dec 4, 2014.

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  1. How would you like your eggs, Scrambled?.. or Fertilized?
     
    #21 Moyonopoly, Dec 5, 2014
  2. This one offers food automatic winner. Everyone else go home
     
    #22 xOni, Dec 5, 2014
  3. can you take your top off I'd like to see where angels hide their wings
     
    #23 takaveng, Dec 5, 2014

  4. [/*color] not [color/]
     
    #24 ---V_RuneOfFlame---, Dec 5, 2014

  5. I've already changed it?
     
    #25 takaveng, Dec 5, 2014
  6. I cannot delete my post. Odd.
     
    #26 ---V_RuneOfFlame---, Dec 5, 2014
  7. Oh well I'll delete mine
     
    #27 takaveng, Dec 5, 2014
  8. Works on me everytime
     
    #28 -Trey3, Dec 5, 2014
  9. Aren't you tired?

    Coz you have been running on my mind all night.
     
    #29 Fame, Dec 5, 2014
  10. 69
     
    #30 Hulk, Dec 5, 2014
  11. Rp?
     
    #31 multistriker300, Dec 5, 2014
  12. hi are you thrash cus i wanna take you out 
     
    #32 lllKanglll, Dec 5, 2014
  13. I'm like a rubiks cube the more you play with me the harder I get.

    Are you my new boss because you sure are giving me a raise.
     
    #33 What_Are_You_Doing_StepBro, Dec 5, 2014
  14. Mate... Just yes. 
     
    #34 Fume, Dec 5, 2014
  15. For he's a jolly good Gezer!
    GaW originals. Mode and Gezer. 
     
    #35 Fume, Dec 5, 2014
  16. Hahah that was a funny one Rogue
     
    #36 xX--Princess-Persian-Kitty--xX, Dec 5, 2014
  17. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Guess what, my bed has room for two
     
    #37 scarelette, Dec 5, 2014
  18. Hey! Your phone is exactly like mine. But I think something is missing from it.

    Chick: what.

    Your number. :)
     
    #38 IIAceOfSpadesII, Dec 5, 2014

  19. :lol:
     
    #39 IIAceOfSpadesII, Dec 5, 2014
  20. I Love You :?
     
    #40 Sillyfish, Dec 5, 2014
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