~PIMD PARODYS!~

I came to farm, farm, farm, farm
I hit the battle button over and over again, again , again, again
I'm laughing at your newby cries, cries, cries, cries
Now i have all your cash, cash, cash, cash

Yea! Yea!

Cause the farming never stops,
No the farmin never stopsssss
Yea!

You post on my wall, saying ple-ease stop,
Saying boo-hoo,
My friends will get you!
All I do is laugh and hit again,
Oh wait your pinned,
Time to hit your friends!

Cause I'm the greatest farmer,
On PIMD!
I gonna make all those newbs,
Ra-age quit.
Cause i spam their news,
With my dancing moves,
I'm gonna far-ar-arm all those newbs!

You start to spam my news feed, feed. Feed, feed.
With your failures, failures, failures, failures.
All I do is laughh, laugh, laugh, laugh;
Your money got Me def items too, too, too, too.
Yea! Yea!

Cause the farming never stops,
No the farmin never stopsssss
Yea!

You post on my wall saying ple-ease stop,
Saying boo-hoo
My friends will get you!
All I do is laugh and hit again,
Oh wait your pinned,
Time to hit your friends!

Cause I'm the greatest farmer,
On PIMD!
I gonna make all those newbs
Ra-age quit.
Cause i spam their news
With my dancing moves
I'm gonna far-ar-arm all those newbs!

I'm gonna take it all, yea!
I wanna steal all your ca-ash
I'm the best farmer,
I wanna farm all those newbs.
'Cause I, I, I, I love it, oh I, I, I,
I'm a farming addict.
I'm a farming addict.
So I hit battle again and a-a-a-again,
Hit battle ag-ain-ain-ain-ain!

You post on my wall saying ple-ease stop,
Saying boo-hoo
My friends will get you!
All I do is laugh and hit again,
Oh wait your pinned,
Time to hit your friends!

Cause I'm the greatest farmer,
On PIMD!
I gonna make all those newbs,
Ra-age quit.
Cause i spam their news,
With my dancing moves.
I'm gonna far-ar-arm all those newbs!

Dynamite-Taio Cruz
I tried my best. Sorry If I missed a couple lines
 
Oh na na, what's my name,
Oh na na, what's my name,
What's my name, what's my name?

Not everybody
knows how to control my destruction,
Gotta follow instructions,
But boy you stay up on it.

PIMD's got something,
People's stats are so unbalanced,
VIP's are such a challenge,
Let's explore the boundaries.

Hey boy I really wanna see if,
A boy like you can keep up with me,
Hey boy I really wanna war with you,
Cuz we've got the same stats,
Oh na na na na.

I need a boy, who's good competition,
Looking for a guy, who's always on a mission,
(oh woaaaah, oh woaah oh)

Oh na na, what's my name,
Oh na na, what's my name,
What's my name? What's my name?

Baby you have got me,
Farmed and then someone dropped me,
Now tell me how's that funny?
I'm gonna take all your money..

So you should surrender,
You ain't got no-one to defend ya',
Every club you enter,
They won't make you better.

The songs really repetitive, soo 
 
Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla ICE!

Yo, VIP, lets win it!

Fight, fight baby.
Fight, fight baby.

Alright, stop!
Regenerate and listen,
Captain is back with a brand new intention.
PWarring means you aint playin' rightly.
Farming is what we do daily and nightly.
Do it ever stop? Answers no.
Turn off the lights, we roll.

To the extreme, we always fight in our sandals.
Light up the stage, dance off like a vandal.
Dance, dont rush, don't use your Speakers so soon.
I'm blowing your mind, like the guy from Typhoon.
Deadly, when I dance so slow,
Can't keep up? Stay on your toes.
Love it, hate it? Ask me if I care.
Email support, if you dare.

If there's a problem, yo I'll solve it!
Wait, wheres our DJ? Dang it, MOSHPIT!

Fight, fight baby.
Fight, fight baby.
Fight, fight baby.
Fight, fight baby.

Now that PIMD is jumpin',
With the trash blown in, and FFM'ers are pumpin',
Quick to the point, there will be no fakin'.
Captain's gunna silence you like some sizzling bacon.
Burning rubber, quick and nimble,
You break the rules? Silenced like a symbol.
And A Hi-Hat, got extra bullets.
Royale's suggestion? Don't do it.

Rollin' wit' my 5.56,
Might as well stop, or quit.

The girlies on rye, waiting to stand by.
Did you stop? No, they're to fly.

Kept on pursuing to the next stop,
I bust out my pots, and farm till you drop.

Yo, so I continued to (PIMD CAMPUS!)

Girls were hot, wearing more than sweaters.
NinzSizzle rocking those kicks like a Freshman.
Jealous? I'm out bustin' rhymes.
Fletch with a name, and me with a Fine.

Farming for the noobs on my wall,
Chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls,
Thinking it's right, to cuss at 'em all.

Dance moves came out like a bell,
Mess with mine, you won't end swell.
Falling on the dance floor, real fast.
Picked up my game, best for last!

Damn, with those skills, my news feeds packed.
The mission of the game? Don't farm Jack.

RA's on the scene, you know what I mean,
They looked me up, then looked at the fiends.
If there's a problem, yo i'll solve it.
Wait, wheres our DJ? Dang it, MOSHPIT!

Fight, fight baby.
Fight, fighy baby.
Fight, fight baby.
Fight, fight baby.

Got needs? I'm a Game Mechanic poet.
Captain's on the scene, just so you know it.
My campus, making all that sound.
Mess with us? We'll beat you to the ground.

Cause my styles like Charlie Sheen's spill,
Oh? To soon? I thought he fulfilled.

Conducted and formed,
This is a hell of a game,
Watch yo back, or you'll see my name.

We make it hype, and you wanna dance with this?
Better play the game right, make like a bliss.

Cut like a razor, all the RA's say, "Damn."
If my lyrics were a drug, I'd be singing to your Ma'am.

Keep my composure, when you break the rules,
Magnetized by the ToU, your fault, it's cruel.
If theres a problem, yo i'll solve it,
Wait, wheres our DJ? Dang it, MOSHPIT!

Fight, fight baby.
Fight, fight baby.
Yo VIP, lets get outta here,
Their clubs gone.
Wurd to yuh mutha.
Fight, fight baby.
Fight, fight baby.
 
I'm gonna farm you.
I'm gonna farm you.
Spread the word, I'm gonna farm you.
Let your cries, break your bank.
And though you are a noob, and don't pay very well;
I'm gonna farm you.
I'm gonna farm you.
Spread the word, I'm gonna farm you.

I'm Coming Home- Diddy Dirty Money.
 
If you had just read the strategy threads,
To learn how to not be a noob;
I would not have just farmed you.
I hope that you keep crying.
It's not my fault, you are a NEWB.

You have all tier one,
With Low intelligence stat;
And you don't expect to be hit.
But you are a noob.
And I just farmed you. And
You're probably about to quit.
You are a noob.

You got your party guy;
Cheerleader too.
And you probably think that you're a tough guy.
But, you aren't, and you know why?
'cause you. forgot. 'bout. that. intelligence. stat.

Shh

See, I got you, pinned down.
And you ask yourself, "how'd this happen?"
Boy, you're so weak,
And you probably think that you're Stronger than Me. Don't you, don't you?

If you had just read the strategy threads,
To learn how to not be a noob;
I would not have just farmed you.
I hope that you keep crying.
It's not my fault, you are a NEWB

You have all tier one,
With Low intelligence stat;
And you don't expect to be hit.
But you are a noob.
And I just farmed you. And
It's because
You are a noob.

You go to the store.
And buy attack items;
But you're such a noob that u don't know,
That they aren't for defense,
You use 'em for attack
see, you are a noob

Shhh

See

You're such a noob;
You beg V.I.P.s,
Fooor a hire,
Don't you?
Don't you?

If you had just read the strategy threads,
To learn how to not be a noob;
I would not have just farmed you.
I hope that you keep crying.
It's not my fault, you are a NEWB

You have all tier one,
With Low intelligence stat;
And you don't expect to be hit.
But you are a noob.
And I just farmed you. And
It's because,
You are a noob.

Now don't you act like tough, no
No, sir.
'cause you are really weak,
With no intelligence.

Pshh

Like you could eavesdrop on Me, i eavesdrop on you, fool.

You hit Me, I got intelligence,
I prank you all the time

You try to act cool,
Boy you weaker than Me.

Mr noob, this be yo remindaa,
Read the threads. Get good.

'cause it sure seems,
You got potential.
But we all see,
You don't know a thing.

If you had just read the strategy threads,
To learn how to not be a noob;
I would not have just farmed you.
I hope that you keep crying.
It's not my fault, you are a NEWB.

You have all tier one,
With Low intelligence stat;
And you don't expect to be hit.
But you are a noob.
And I just farmed you. And
It's because,
You are a noob.

Cooler than Me-Mike Posner
 
I am afraid (I am afraid)
To be farmed (to be farmed)
So dont farm me (so dont farm me)
Ill spread the word (ill spread the word)



You can try to farm me while ima noob,
But you wont farm me when i steal ya food!
Thats right, ill steal ya cookies,
But dont worry, there really Snooki's!


The End cuz i cant think

Not Afraid~Eminem
 
Lets get it started: The Black Eyed Peas

Lets start the farming, in here.

And the spamming starts, tapping tapping, tap tapping tapping, tap tapping tapping tap, tapping tapping.

Making progress? No disrespect.
When I bust my moves, ya'll break ya necks.
We got five before he gets back,
So hire all his tutors like a ripple effect.

Fighting is inefficient, follow your tuitions.
Free your outer soul, break dance your opposition.

Cause when we dance it out, girls are pulling shout outs,
You wouldn't believe how, the rhythym pans out,

Fight em till their fought out,
Dance em till their danced out,
You wouldn't believe how, we strip you out.
Act up from; prank, eaves, dance, fight.

Everybody, everybody.
Lets get into it,
Get ruling.

Get farming, get stripping, get farming.
Lets all get farming, (Hey!)
Lets all get farming, (Ha!)
[6x]
Yeah,

Lose control, don't strip to slow.
Don't move to fast, people, take it smooth.
Don't get ahead, don't cheat to do it.

Get smarter, farm harder.
Ya'll hear about me, Captain proves it.

You want my skills, my people will walk you through it.
Step by step like a forum activist.
Inch by inch, for the PIMD enthusist.
Crazy hits, you might just lose it!
The feeling's irresistable, so don't complain when we do it!

Get farming, get stripping, get farming.
Lets all get farming, (Hey!)
Lets all get farming, (Ha!)
[6x]
Yeah,

C'mon yall, lets get rich, woo!
Lets get rich (Woo!)
Lets get rich ya'll (Up here)
Let's get rich ya'll (VIP)
Ow, ow ow, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, YOW!

Lets get rich, thats the plan,
At the campus, we will be the man.
Lose your mind, cuz this the time,
Ya'll test my skill, you might break your spine.

Bob your head, like me, CJS, yeah!
Up in your club, or in the forums.

Get rowdy, loud and crazy.
Ya'll mount the dance floor in a head trip (What?)
Come then now, to late to correct it, lets dance off, and make your head spin.

Get farming, get stripping, get farming.
Lets all get farming, (Hey!)
Lets all get farming, (Ha!)
[6x]
Yeah,
 
I love you ~ Barney

I hit you
You hit me
Let's team up and farm stewie
With a great un-load and a dance from me to you
Won't you say you'll farm him too?
 
Grenade - Bruno Mars


If my account was getting farmed
Oooooo
You'd watch me get beaten
You said you'd help me your a liar
Cuz you never, ever, ever did stewie.

But stewie i'll still farm a player for ya
(yyeeaaahhh yeeeaahhh)
Throw my stats everywhere for ya
(yyyyeeaaahh yyyeeaaahhh)
You know I'd do most things for ya

But you won't do the same.
Oh, no no no
 
CJS Party Remiiiix!

____________________
Cha Cha Slide - DJ Casper

This time, we're gunna go crazy!
Errbody farm the weak!
Awh... Snap! Snap snap, snap your hands! Ha! Snap, snap snap, snap your hands!

Let me show you the steps,
Tap on the left,
Tap to the right,
Don't hit back just yet,
Alright, one pop this time.
Right finger, one glomp,
Left finger, one glomp.

Now to the left!

___________________

Beyonce - To The Left!

To the left, to the left..
To the left, to the left..

All your needs are in Grandma's box on the left..
In the closet? Thats.. Some stuff.
Well, if I bought it, just dont touch.

You keep talking that junk, thats fine.
Could you dance the walk, or a sweet rhyme?
And it's my name on the box,
Don't be made if your farmed like the rocks.

Standing on campus, telling you,
How am I fool? You still drool.
How did I find someone like you?
You got me twisted!

____________________

Keith Sweat - Twisted

You know you are my farmer,
You got me twisted over you,
I know what I need, yeah,
So what'cha gunna do?

Yeah, yeah,
We know,
But you just pay to good,
Try to tell me what to do.

But, I got to be headstrong.

________________________

Trapt - Headstrong

Tapping battle, tapping battle..
Contemplating what your name really says..
Now I see the truth, there is no doubt,
A different motive in your name, so I shout!
YOUR NAME IS WEIRD!

I see your true meaning, want to make it a epic screenname, but..
See inside, inside of your head,
Well now thats over,
I see your motives inside, decisions to hide..

Back off, I'll take you on!
Headstrong, to farm even anyone!
I know, that you are wrong!
Headstrong, your not Headstrong!
Headstrong, to farm even anyone!
I know that your names dumb, this is not where you belong.
I can't give everything credit,
Your screenname needs to shred it.

Delusions are your best,
Your first impressions not a fest.
I see your minds at rest, and thats alright.
Thats how you play, I guess you'll get through tonight.
Well now thats OVER!
I see your imagery, I'll make you reset, and make my name gold,
See inside, inside thats a lie.
Well now thats over,
I see your painsaken mind, I think I just died.
 
Lion king - In the jungle.

In the forums, the mighty forums,
People tend to lurk all night,
Oh in the clubs, oh the mighty clubs,
They're winning some wars tonight.

Near the news feed,
The busy news feed,
My clubs so active in war tonight,
In the forums,
The mighty forums,
Someones got silenced toonight.

Hush you baby,
There's more arguments lately,
In PIMD tonight,
Hush you baby,
I check the forums daily,
The lurkers won't go asleep toonight.

heeheh 
 
Eminem - I Need A Doctor.


I'm about to lose my mind.
I've been poor for so long.
I'm running our of money.
I need a hi-re.
Give me a hi-re.
I need a hi-re, hi-re, to bring me some money.
I told myself, one day I would have some money.
Pay it don't say it, I believe myself that I can get it back.
But I don't even know if I believe myself what I'm saying at.
I'm starting to feel that everyday is just a waste.
Oop I just need to wait a bit cause no one is going to hire me when they see I'm overpriced.
They just say that's wack.
But they don't know what wack is.
And I don't if I was cheap or expensive that they won't hire sh*t
All I know is they came to me when I was at my cheapest.
You gave me money when I was at my lowest.
You looked at me.
You breathed life into me.
I owe my account to you.
But for the life of me you don't see why I need to thank you.
But if it was for me you lost a tutor.
Mikeyy's fighting you?
It's hard. Let me buy some pots for you and make it easier.
I don't think you realized how much that meant to me.
You don't have the slightest clue.
Me and you were like a crew.
I was like you're tutor and you don't want to fight us or I'll get off this effing app or you goin hug me but I'm not a noob and there's nothing else that you can do.
I'm about to lose my mind.
I've been poor for so long.
I'm running out of money.
I need a HIRE
Give me a HIRE.
I need a HIRE HIRE HIRE to bring me some moneeeeey.
 
Adam lambert-Whataya want from me?
Hey, cut it out. Why are you farming me?
Why are you trolling me?
Yeah, I'm afraid, why are you farming me?
Why are you stalking me?

There might have been a time when I would give my tutors away
Oh, when I was a noob, I didn't give a damn
But now, here we are, so why are you stripping me?
Why are you farming me?

Just volley me, I am workin' it out
Please don't stop now, I won't let you down
T3 messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep coming around

Hey, why are you farming me?
Why are you trolling me?
Whataya want from me?

Yeah, it's plain to see
That baby you're top 3 and it's nothing wrong with you
It's me, I'm a noob, yeah
But thanks for volleying me 'cause you're doing it perfectly

Yeah, there might have been a time
When I would let my tutors slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think CJS could save my life

Just don't give up, I am workin' it out
Please don't give in, I've almost got t3
It messed me up, need a second to breathe
Just keep volleying me

Hey, why are you farming me?
 
Broken Strings - James Morrison

Let me hit you
for the last time
It's the last chance to farm again
But you pinned me,
now I can't hit anything

When I farm you
it's practice too
I can't even restrain myself
When I'm farming
I have the rage of someone else

Oh, you fill me up
I tried to stop but you pay too well
I tried to drop you but you can't sell
Cuz you are overpriced

You can't do anything right
You can't see that light
That your heart don't wanna see
I can't hit you and say I will leave

Oh, the pots go, and money is lost
How can It get any worse
When I unloaded on you
And there's more?

Oh, what are we
doing?
We are playing pimd
Playing a game that we like to see

Running back to
Our club
When there's nothing left to do
It's like chasing all those pwars
When all know there ain't any here
Nooo,noo

Oh, you fill me up
I tried to stop but you pay too well
I tried to drop you but you don't sell
Cuz you are overpriced

You can't do anything right
You can't see that light
That your heart don't wanna see
I can't hit you and say I will leave

Oh, the pots go, and money is lost
How can It get any worse
When I unloaded on you
And there's more?

But we're running back to
Our club
When there's nothing left to do
It's like chasing all those pwars
When all know there ain't any here
Nooo,noo

You can't do anything right
You can't see that light
That your heart don't wanna see
I can't hit you and say I will leave

Oh, the pots go, and money is lost
How can It get any worse
When I unloaded on you
And there's more?
Oh, you know that I've hit you a little less than before

Let me hit you for the last time
It's the last chance to farm again.
 
Toby Keith - How do you like me now?

I was always the lazy one,
Thought games were irradium,
And I told the forums off, just for a good time.
You were always the easiest one,
A valid "Just cant farm ya once."
Under your screenname, I wrote, "Farm for a lifetime."

I only wanted to catch your attention,
Now your whole clubs disbanned.
And that, you overreacted,
And I laughed out loud.

How do you like me now?
I can farm you all day!
You still think i'm lazy,
Standing on your hay!
I couldn't make you crazy,
But I always dreamed about,
Burning all your intelligence,
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!?

When I took of with your recipes.
I felt you attempt to hit me,
Never imagined, youd hit me that hard.
But your moneys in a swirl,
Ain't it a cruel and funny world?
I took your schemes, and ripped them apart.

Your club mates have shown,
That your always alone,
And your tutors hear you cry down the hall,
Alarm clock starts ringing,
Who could that be singing?
CJS baby, with your wake up call!

How do you like me now!?
How do you like me now?
I can farm you all day!
Do you still think i'm lazy,
Standing on your hay?
This song is getting hazy,
But I always dreamed about,
Burning all your comic books.
HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW!?
 
billionare-
i want to farm u so frekin bad
upgrade my crew so i can raise my stats.
i want to be on the top of the V.I.P
so every 1 will think that i am sweet!!

oh every time i close my eyes
i see my stats in shining lights
a diferent war every month oh i i swear the PIMD world beter prepare
fot when i kick ur as*s
 
Hmmm...

White Liar~Miranda Lambert

Heeeyy, Lil Farmer,
Why ya farmin me so much?
Iiii can get cha,
No more farmin, no such.


Saw ya farmin my friends
They called me in the tens
Cant remember the time
Bells are ringin, i can hear the chime

As i see yaa postin in forums
I add up farms to find the sums
And i knowww you wont stop
But I can hear the ticks from the clok


Heeeyy, Lil Farmer,
Why ya farmin me so much?
Iiii can get cha,
No more farmin, no such.

~The~End~

 
Part of Ke$ha's
"Blow"


This guy gone get Fa-a-a-ar-ar-armed,
Fa-a-a-ar-ar-armed,
Fa-a-a-ar-ar-armed
This guy gone get fa-a-a-ar-ar-armed,
THIS GUY GONE GET FARMED!

It stinks.
 
Ke$ha- your love is my drug

(beginning of song)
Maybe I need some items
Or maybe just need some sleep
I've got a sick obsession
Of getting volleyed

I'm lookin at every profile
I'm makin those desperate walls
I'm stayin all night talkin
With my super awesome club

What VIP's have
Is hard to find
I think about it all the time
I'm all farmed out
My stats are fried
They keep getting me every time

Because
PIMD PIMD PIMD is my love!
PIMD PIMD PIMD!
PIMD PIMD PIMD is my love!
PIMD PIMD PIMD!

Won't listen to any advice
Tutors tellin me I should think twice
But left to my own device
I'm addicted it's a crisis!

Haha hope u like 
 
Jerry Lee Lewis: great balls of fire



You shake my post and you rattle my thread
Too much cash drives a player insane
You locked my thread, oh what a thrill
Goodness gracious great threads of fire



I learned to love all of Pimd cash
You came along and you moved me honey
I changed my name, looking fine
Goodness gracious great threads of fire

You hired me baba, woo.....it feels good
Volley me baba, learn to let me love you like a lover should
Your fine, so kind
I'm a nervous player that your mine mine mine mine-ine

I cut my nails and I quiver my thumb
I'm really nervous but it sure is fun
Come on baba, you drive me crazy
Goodness gracious great threads of fire


Well me baba, woo-oooooo....it feels good
Hire me baba
I want to love you like a lover should
Your fine, so kind
I got this forum that your mine mine mine mine-ine

I cut my nails and I quiver my thumb
I'm real nervous 'cause it sure is fun
Come on baba, you drive me crazy
Goodness gracious great threads of fire


I post goodness gracious great threads of fire...oooh..
 
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