~PIMD PARODYS!~

more like...

Im not afraid
(not afraid)
to farm yo ass..
(to farm yo ass..)
evererbody!
(everybody!)
come farm with me..
(with me)
we can strip these fools together
through the war,
what ever wheather..
cold or warnd
Just let ya know that,
your not alone!
HOLA IS YOU FEEL LIKE
YOU CAN FOLLOW ME HOME
 
Enrique Iglesias-TONIGHT

I know you want me! I made it obvious that you want me too,so hire me.let's just forget about everybody else!
Now let's attack! Damn I like the way you dance,but please don't farm me cause I already know what you wanna do!
And here's the situation
My club the untouchable are in VIP.nobody's ever made me feel the way that my crew do!
You know my motivation given my reputation,please excuse me I don't mean to be rude...

But tonight I'm attacking you!
Oh you know
That tonight I'm attacking you!

By marija 
 
CON... Ludacris rap
Tonight I'm gonna do everything that I want with you!everything that I need,everything that I want,I wanna honey,I wanna fight with you! From the evesdrops to the pranks gotta give you my all! Today and tomorrow,when I get you,you lose! Imma make you fall!
You got that money that make me wanna take from you.just to see you whine and I love the way you fail 3 times on me now let me see you do it again!
Your stuck with me and I'm stuck with PIMD! Let's find something to do,please excuse me I don't want to be rude...

But tonight I'm attacking you!
Oh you know
That tonight im attacking you!

That was fun!!!
By marija 
 
Mc Hammer: U Cant Touch This

My, my, my club mates hit you, so hard.
Makes me think "Oh my lord."
But thank you, for hiring me.
With a mind to farm cuz it won't do harm.
It feels so good, when your farming them.
A super crazy moderator from the Chat room, And I'm known, as such.
And this rhyme, you can't budge.

I told ya Rasta's!
(You can't farm this!)
Yeah, thats how we farming, y'know!?
(You can't farm this!)

Look at my stats man!
(You cant farm this!)
Yo, let me bust a funny lyric.
(You cant farm this!)

Fresh new stats, ADVANCED!
You gotta like that, now, you know ya wanna dance.
So move outta your seat,
Get a Computer Hacker, and check this beat.

While we fightin', hold on.
Buy some pots, and lets move on.
Like that, like that.

Hot like a fire, so fall on back.
Let 'em know, you bought to much.
This is a beat, uh, you cant touch!

Yo I told you,
(cant farm this)
Why you farming man?
(cant farm this)
Yo sound the bell, schools in, Son.

Give me a farm, or war.
Makin' em quit, thats how I roll.
Now, they know.
You talkin' bout the farmer, you gunna be the show.

Thats right, and tight.
Fingers are sweatin', but it is so right
Buy a tape, and learn.
What it'll take for a farmer to churn.

This song? Legit.
Either work hard, or you might as well quit.
Thats true, you know.
(You can't farm this)

BREAK IT DOWN!
Stop! Captain Time!

Go with the farmer, like I said.
If oiu cant move to this,
Get out of bed.

Wave your device in the air.
Like that, like that!
Do us a favor, don't be a "bear."

This is it, for the winner.
Keep your chat tight, dont be a sinner
Move, slide yo chat.
Just for a minute, lets all be a cat.
(wtf?)

Yeah, look man.
(You cant farm this)

You better play bright,
Otherwise you'll be silenced daily and night.
Ring the bell, schools started.

BREAK IT DOWN!
Stop! Captain Time.

Everytime you hit me,
You know it isn't right.
So please don't expect that, we wont get in a fight.

Now why would I ever, stop farming this?
With the others farming farmers.
It makes no sense.
I've farmed around the world, from Asia to USA.

It's Captain, Go Captain!
And the rest is for you to say.
(Can't farm this!)
 
I know someone already did Billionaire, but here goes. I wanna be a billionaire, so freaking bad, buy all of the tutors I never had. I wanna be at the top of the, VIP list Chillin next to Sessha and her friends. But every time I go online. I get farmed all of the time. I hold my head and I cry cry cry. Some day, Ill be good at this game, and Ill be a billionaire. (Rapish part). I'll be on the forums every chance I get, making popular threads right and left. Vesta will pm me, asking if I can buy her,and after I'm done if I can go farm iron. Might add more later
 
Here's crack a bottle by eminem

So hire my tutors
Can you please hire them
Dont act like a snobby model you have the money!!
Ahhhhh ohhhh Ahhh ohhhh
Waiting here for some money
Got people hiring me but not my tuuuutors
Now where's the money
Who's got the money
I notice there's so many of them but they don't have any money
And people love us
Can't get enough of us
 
Rihanna- S and M

Na na na come on!
Feels so good being bad! Theres no way I'm turning back! Farming you is my pleasure cause nothing could measure
Farming is great,farming is fun! Hitting 5 times and over,the affliction of the feeling leaves me wanting more

Cause I may be bad,but I'm perfectly good at. Farming is in the air,I don't care,I love the smell of it! Fighting and dancing are my choice but B-Tay-M humping my leg excites me
Oh,I love the feeling your giving me. Oh, you make me wanna farm you more,It's exactly what I've been yearning for. Give me all your money and you become weak,make me wanna say Yes! Yes! Yes!
Cause I may be annoying,but I'm perfectly good at it. Dribbling on forums,I don't care,I will keep on doing it! Eavesdropping and pranking are my choice but picking on Josh-PIMD excites me!
Na na na come on!

Another by marija 
Someone better like this it took me for Eva to post it 
 
im about to lose my mind, i need money right now, i really need a hire, i need a hire, someone give me a hire i need a hire, hire to bring me back to life
 
Journey
Don't stop believin'

Just a party girl
Trying out the PIMD world
She was lookin around
And found forums

Just a nerdy boy
Experienced in Playing Games
He was lookin around
And found forums

Farmer on the battle list
Smell of noobs that pay well
For a unload they can argue
It goes on and on and on and on


Pedos, waiting
All around campus chat
Those nooblets
Begging
For a hiiiiirrreeeeee

Forums! Players!
Posting just to find some fun
Theyre Hiding, away
From the sexters


I'm sorry I ruined a classic!
 
Ke$ha- Tik Tok

Wake up from my nap feeling like a farmer
Got my iPod,
I'm on PIMD
I'm gonna steal your cash.

Before I unload all my troops
I have to find a target.
So I look on the battle list and hopefully you will get p***ed.

I'm talking
Everybodies fighting,
Eaves-dropping,
Pranking
And
Dancing
Tryin to be da be-est

Its all about the
Stats
and Tutors
because Everybody wants the money
'cause everyone wants to be V.I.Peeee(long P)

Don't cry,
I won't lie;
I had fun farming u dry.
It's cool you're a NEWB,
You'll probably quit soon.

Oh yes,
Farmings fun
Just don't be afraid of retaliation

Boo-hoo-boo-hoo
Boo-hoo-boo-hoo

Yes I do,
Enjoy hearing you
Crying boo hoo.

It's just a game,
Not about fame,
So please stop being lame.

Hey you!
You're a fool!
You forgot 5x isn't a rule!

Boo-hoo-boo-hoo
Boo-hoo-boo-hoo

You go crying to your few friends,
And they listen to you whine,
But all they do is laugh,
You aren't worthy of their time,
They know farming ain't a crime!
They say go stand in line,
You've only been farmed one time!

They tell you,
Pshh know yo place!
Boy its not a race!
Just keep a steady pace!

You'll eventually grow
And you'll have farms you know(know)
You'll have farms you know(know)
You'll have farms you know.


Don't cry,
I won't lie;
I had fun farming u dry.
It's cool you're a NEWB,
You'll probably quit soon.

Oh yes,
Farmings fun
Just don't be afraid of retaliation

Boo-hoo-boo-hoo
Boo-hoo-boo-hoo

Yes I do,
Enjoy hearing you
Crying boo hoo.

It's just a game,
Not about fame,
So please stop being lame.

Hey you!
You're a fool!
You forgot 5x isn't a rule!

Boo-hoo-boo-hoo
Boo-hoo-boo-hoo

And I don't want to do the rest lol. Hope u like:)
 
Vanilla ice- ice ice baby

Yo vip lets get this

All right stop f f ming and listen
Ninz is back with her brand new stats
Mickey grabs a hold on my attention
Attack like sessha daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off your app and I'm still farming
To the extreme I rock the battle button like a vandal

Farm farm baby
Farm farm baby
Farm farm baby
Farm farm baby

Eh i tried lol
 
Baby I can farm you now.
There's so many ways to bankrupt ya.

Baby I can pin you nowww.
There's so many ways to bankrupt ya.

Got Me like
Oh my gosh
I'm gunna farm you.
You are such easy gold,
It's like a plunder war.

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Oh my gosh!
 
Monster-( nicki minaj verse)

Hit em with a powder
Yes a sneezing powder
with a boxing glove that came from rocky's motha
yeah I’m in that forum ,spamming on apoc
you could be the Noob but watch the Capn' conquer
ok first things first I’ll farm your face
then I’mma start talking like a troll with slang
cause that’s what a friken farmer do
Attackers from Milan, thats what haters do
Farmer Dancing heel that’s the farmer shoe
Vip is the roster and the farmer crew
and I’m all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face
Twenty percent and my moneys fake I aint notice cause my dancing aint
let me get this straight wait I’m the noobie
but my tutors and my hits ten times your pay?
50k for a hit , no pots out!
yeah my money’s so tall that my pimd members try to climb it
Richer than ninz stop denying it
find it Danzo dont try to farm me
Ex on them noobies when They try it
how these hitters so one-track minded
but really really I don’t give a F-A-R-M
forget extasy , screw ex she’s rich
she’s dtw , but my pockets still itch
and I’ll say time to farm me a sucker behind me
just farmed another person
Please go upgrade
Dont try to they stand besides me
I think me, jack and Apo should manage pimd highly
Coffee cups, text books, love letters make them yell and rant
I hit big, get cash ,make em blink fast
now look at what you just saw I think this is what you live for
aaaahhh, I’m a friken farmer!
 
Baa baa FFMERS have you any pics?
No cand, no cand, CJS is around;
I'll finish this plunder war,
No wait, I won't,
Pipec has reset....
No more plunder anymore 
 
Bruno mars - grenade.

Easy hit, easy war,
That's just how we are (Oooh)
Take, take, take it all,
I'll get my club to farm you all.

Shoulda known you were trouble from the first hit,
Had my eyes on the forums, why on the forums?
Gave you all my hits,
And you still wouldn't leave,
No, you still wouldn't leave me alone.

To give me all your money was all I ever asked,
Cause, what you don't understand is,

I'd love to have a dance off wit' yaa,
Spin around on the dance-floor wit' yaa,
I'd even play a really good prank on yaa,
You know i'd do anything to hit yaaa'
OH WOAH AH AH WOAAAH.

Would you go through all this pain?,
To increase my stats, maybe give me faammmee 
Yeah I would dance with ya baby..
But you wont do the same 

Ohh no no no noo.
 
Your love is my drug.

Maybe i need some volleys. Or maybe just need some cash. I got a sick obsession. Im thinking of V.I.Ps. Im looking for every tutor. Im saying the "Hire Me" Im spamming every wall saying please volley me i need the cash!

What I've got now. Is all rubbish.
I think about the cash i have.
I so broke now. My heart is fried.
I just cant get PIMD off my mind.

Because my cash my cash my cash
Aint enough. My cash my cash my cash.
I said my cash my cash my cash aint enough.
My cash my cash.


Wont listen to capt warnings. LR's telling me i should thinks twice.
But im stuck with my ipod touch and im addicted with this game.

My friends say im too desperate. My eavesdrops are getting kind of lousy.
My stats is gonna be affected if i keep it up waiting for my volleys.

What i have now. Is all rubbish. Its nothing compared to V.I.Ps.


KevinSwift ;D
 
Parody of no homo which is a parody of riding solo...

Ooooooooo yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I may be taking this to far
By farming you alot
I see you being really mean
Seeing that u barley try
But no PI no PI-MD

Yeah I see you on forums
I ask if u watch family guy oh!
Did I hear you just say no
We gotta get you some prontooooo

We go out and I can't wait to see
Every single scene makes me want to sing Ooooooooo Ooooooooo yeah yeah yeah yeah

I still see u farming people
When will u ever learn...
Like you never been on ever
I rant forever and ever

I'm so sorry but it seemed so wrong
It's not that way
I'm so sorry if you're taking this wrong
Swear i won't play

I just thought I had to say
The way that u would farm
I was pissed beyond a doubt
This is not me falling out
No PI no PI-MD
 
Linkin park = waiting for the end

This is not the end this is not the begining just a war on PIMD is a bout to begin yea would u listen to the tone and the violent rithm u know the words i say arnt empty withem yeah


w8ting for the war to come ive been rasing all my stats..

This is gonna be such a war its out of my comtrooooool. Fighting at the speed of light. Pranks are spining in my head so many pranks i left undone. Im trying to keep uuuuuuup.


I know what it feels to rank up i know hot it feels to eat pie. all i want to do is get on vip holding on to what i havent got. seating on an empty room using my ipod stuck on a game called PIMD im getting ready for war.

I know what it feels to rank up i know hot it feels to eat pie. all i want to do is get on vip holding on to what i havent got.

This is not the end this is not the begining just a war on PIMD is a bout to begin yea. have u noticed im on forums and im not getting prepared u know the words i say arnt empty withim...



i cutted the song alot cause i dont want to keep going 
 
Linkin park = waiting for the end

This is not the end this is not the begining just a war on PIMD is a bout to begin yea would u listen to the tone and the violent rithm u know the words i say arnt empty withem yeah


w8ting for the war to come ive been rasing all my stats..

This is gonna be such a war its out of my comtrooooool. Fighting at the speed of light. Pranks are spining in my head so many pranks i left undone. Im trying to keep uuuuuuup.


I know what it feels to rank up i know how it feels to eat pie. all i want to do is get on vip holding on to what i havent got. seating on an empty room using my ipod stuck on a game called PIMD im getting ready for war.

I know what it feels to rank up i know how it feels to eat pie. all i want to do is get on vip holding on to what i havent got.

This is not the end this is not the begining just a war on PIMD is a bout to begin yea. have u noticed im on forums and im not getting prepared u know the words i say arnt empty withim...
 
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