~PIMD PARODYS!~

Twix said:
"A Thousand Dorms"


Building my dorms in school
Earning money
Getting hired
And I'm stat bound

Looking at the screen
Just building my dorms
Building my dorms
Through the phone

And I need tuts
And I miss my pup
And now I wonder....

If I could jump
Into the screen
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd build
A thousand dorms
If I could
Just be lcbc
Tonight

Its always at times like these
When I look at the world chat
And I wonder
Who will ever
Volley me

'Cause everything's so wrong
And all these creeps don't belong
Living with their
Dirty role playing

And I need tuts
And I miss my pup
And now I wonder....

If I could jump
Into the screen
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd build
A thousand dorms
If I could
Just be lcbc
Tonight

And I, I
Don't want to send you pics
I, I
Would rather drown
I, I
Don't want to role play
I, I
Don't....

Building my dorms in school
Earning money
Getting hired
And I'm stat bound

Looking at the screen
Just building my dorms
Building my dorms
Through the phone

And I need tuts
And I miss my pup
And now I wonder....

If I could jump
Into the screen
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd build
A thousand dorms
If I could
Just be lcbc...

If I could jump
Into the screen
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd build
A thousand dorms
If I could
Just be lcbc
If I could
Just be lcbc
Tonight
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sexy_beast said:
Barbie girl:
I'm a sexy beast,
In a sexy WORLD!!!
Life in pi-md,
Will make you gr-in!
Come on beast now let's get sexy,
Ah ah ah YEAH!
cone on beast now let's get sexy,
OooooooOh! OOooooOhhh!
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sexy_beast said:
Barbie girl:
I'm a sexy beast,
In a sexy WORLD!!!
Life in pi-md,
Will make you gr-in!
Come on beast now let's get sexy,
Ah ah ah YEAH!
cone on beast now let's get sexy,
OooooooOh! OOooooOhhh!
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ha1fam0nk3y said:
American idiot green day

don't wanna be a pimdadian idiot.
the one app that has ff m in it.
hey can can you hear the sound of an ra?
muting All the pęrvs that live here.

welcome to a new kind of website.
it's gonna be a big one some day.
it's name is pimd.cc.co oh woah woah
I'm gonna farm some fella.
oh crap it was mikeyy mikeyy
better stock up on def pots!
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And this deserve a medal.
 
Leonardo-Da-Vinci said:
Girlfriend; Avril Lavigne.

Hey! Hey!
What? What!?

I don't like your screenname!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one!

Hey! Hey!
You! You!
Why not mind your business?

No way! No way!

Hey, hey!
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I Like This
 
"Keys"

[Repeat x2]
The keys bring all the noobs to the yard
And they're like
My stats are better than yours,
Dang right they're better than yours,
I can gift you
But I want a cat

I know you want it
The keys I have
What the noobs go loco for
They offer arpee
The way they beg
I'll think about it

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Gift the keys
Lala-lalala
The noobs are waiting

[Repeat x2]
The keys bring all the noobs to the yard
And they're like
My stats are better than yours,
Dang right they're better than yours,
I can gift you
But I want a cat

I see all the older players
And all the lcbc complaining
That these noobs need to know
That keys don't come free
Just know, giveaways happen
Pay attention to the forums

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Gift the keys
Lala-lalala
The noobs are waiting

[Repeat x2]
The keys bring all the noobs to the yard
And they're like
My stats are better than yours,
Dang right they're better than yours,
I can gift you
But I want a cat

Oh, once you gift a key for free,
Everyone will want to ask for one
You must maintain your composure
Or you can farm them till they reset
Although that might make them complain
Even call an open farm
Eh, just choose whoever you want
And do whatever pleases you

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Gift the keys
Lala-lalala
The noobs are waiting

[Repeat x2]
The keys bring all the noobs to the yard
And they're like
My stats are better than yours,
Dang right they're better than yours,
I can gift you
But I want that cat
 
 I have way too much time on my hands ?

"I'm N Luv (Wit A Tut Stripper)"

Gosh darn you pimd player
I know you're definitely rich in fake money, right?
Actually
After joining this club you know what I'll do
Me and my clubmates will fight over you
They ain't gon be a problem though
I know you'll help me
Yea, u know
U got so much money, heck yeah!

Got the avi of a god
With all those nice lcbc million stats, booooy
Money to blow
You'll be hirin my tuts
All of them
Yea keep hirin
Yea yea yea
You know what's best
Yea yea yea yea yea
Now go to my alt and do the same thang
Cause I'm n luv with a tut stripper

[Chorus x2]
He spendin he hirin he hirin
He goin down the list and
I'm N Luv with a tut stripper
He scarin me he not hirin not hirin
I waitin for the last tut to get hirin
I'm N Luv with a tut stripper

Out of all the lcbc he be the best
Likin the way he arpees as well, booooy
Doritos arpee
And he writin to me
Arpee on Mars
Yea give me it all
Yea yea yea
I ain't forgettin his specialty
Yea yea yea
All those tuts get hirin by him
Cuz I'm N Luv Wit a tut Stripper

[Chorus x3]
He spendin he hirin he hirin
He goin down the list and
I'm N Luv with a tut stripper
He scarin me he not hirin not hirin
I waitin for the last tut to get hirin
I'm N Luv with a tut stripper

He can click the hire button
I even let him drop volley me
In my pm
He actually gives worst arpee
On my wall
He turnin "twix" on me
Yea yea yea
He don't even know
Yea yea yea
That he turns me into a sweet potato
Cause Im N Luv Wit a tut Stripper

[Chorus x4]
He spendin he hirin he hirin
He goin down the list and
I'm N Luv with a tut stripper
He scarin me he not hirin not hirin
I waitin for the last tut to get hirin
I'm N Luv with a tut stripper
 
ExTaSy said:
Monster-( nicki minaj verse)

Hit em with a powder
Yes a sneezing powder
with a boxing glove that came from rocky's motha
yeah I’m in that forum ,spamming on apoc
you could be the Noob but watch the Capn' conquer
ok first things first I’ll farm your face
then I’mma start talking like a troll with slang
cause that’s what a friken farmer do
Attackers from Milan, thats what haters do
Farmer Dancing heel that’s the farmer shoe
Vip is the roster and the farmer crew
and I’m all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face
Twenty percent and my moneys fake I aint notice cause my dancing aint
let me get this straight wait I’m the noobie
but my tutors and my hits ten times your pay?
50k for a hit , no pots out!
yeah my money’s so tall that my pimd members try to climb it
Richer than ninz stop denying it
find it Danzo dont try to farm me
Ex on them noobies when They try it
how these hitters so one-track minded
but really really I don’t give a F-A-R-M
forget extasy , screw ex she’s rich
she’s dtw , but my pockets still itch
and I’ll say time to farm me a sucker behind me
just farmed another person
Please go upgrade
Dont try to they stand besides me
I think me, jack and Apo should manage pimd highly
Coffee cups, text books, love letters make them yell and rant
I hit big, get cash ,make em blink fast
now look at what you just saw I think this is what you live for
aaaahhh, I’m a friken farmer!
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Yes.
 
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