PIMD Bachelor {Auditions}

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Mandi270, Jan 12, 2015.

  1. Definitely right lol, I vote you
     
  2. Haha, I was in the first pimd bachelor that was funny
     
  3. Are you going to find a wifey or nawwww?
     
  4. Oh my gawsh ty ty.

    I'm a woman btw, I recently got a sex change, but I don't make enough money to change my Name. Sad face. But Kaname is understanding and caring. 
     
  5. :lol: Make him marry you!
     
  6. Is the audition over ?
     
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  8. Why you wanna be season 4? ;) :lol:
     
  9. What can you offer Kaname as a PIMD lover?

    I can offer him 50% off on all McDonalds merchandise and a sample of my DNA.

    What's the favorite part about yourself and why?

    My intestines. Just cause.

    If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one book, what would it be?

    I'd bring the book called "How to Survive On A Desert Island"

    One word to describe your personality?

    Awkward.

     
  10. ? I revoke my vote for that Ashley chick. #Dino4Kanamesbae
     
  11. No I wanna audition
     
  12. It's not ovah til I say it's ovah. Apply noob.
     
  13. ALEXAVIER
     
  14. What can you offer Kaname as a PIMD lover?

    Kaname loves to tell stories. Whether it's about him cheating on me with his office Coworkers or about how he dropped the soap the last time he went to prison. I love listening to him. I can just fall asleep and he babbles on about soap and how he's gonna be in the next fight club movie.
    I can also offer him 5 minutes a week of attention and care.

    What's the favorite part about yourself and why?

    My big succulent absence of breasts. And a horribly disgusting physique. Lets be serious, Kaname is castrated, what's he gonna do, have a ghost erection? I'd rather crack open a beer with him and watch some quality reality Telly.

    If you were stranded on a desert island and could bring one book, what would it be?

    Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy.
    Or the Qur'an.
    Depends on the coin toss.

    One word to describe your personality?

    Gay.
     
  15. Who are you ?
     
  16. She said one book
     
  17. I can offer all the Cats I vanquish in glorious battle. Their delicious.

    My body. Iam a man, men lovez dey bodies.

    "How to swim"

    Fabulous
     
  18. He said or.
     
  19. Errrr naw
     
  20. Me 