I'm going to Walmart to buy a bottle of Smirnoff, a box of condoms, three packs of chewy chips ahoy, and a pregnancy test.
Next Halloween I'm going as Stranger Danger. Going all out. Ice cream truck, trench coat. Galoshes. An assortment of lollipops in a Hello Kitty knapsack.
I told you once and I'll tell you AGAIN... YOU tell me a story! femme needs stories from all you boo boos