pickuplines

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Vital_Jenny_has_no_mercy, Oct 12, 2014.

  1. Cubes ?
     
  2. ???cubes
     
  3. WOOOOO LILERV
     
  4. Do you know how much a Polar bear weighs??

    Enough to brake the ice, Hi I'm... (Insert name here)
     
  5. 
     
  6. I will be a dixie chick and you be my cowboy now take me away!
    You remind me of a twinkie everytime i bite into you , you cream in my mouth
     
  7. "Bring dat ass here boy!" 
     
  8. ^??
     
  9. "I play this game called PIMD..." and continue to show him/her what it's about. It works wonders
     
  10. Cheesy pick up lines
    Hey you Swiss cause holy cow your beautiful

    Hey you gooda looking lady wanna Swiss things up I can jack u up
     
  11. My love for you is like Diarrhea


    I just can't hold it in

    :) ;) :) ;)
     
  12. This better be the best...

    Im no organ donor, but id be happy to give you my heart.?

    Another one is:
    If i was a fly, id land on you coz you're the . 
     
  13. Gimme your number...or ima tell my brother to beat u -.-
     
  14. Gimme your number before i dont want it anymore....
     
  15. Kiss me babe
     
  16. I don't need pick up lines.
     
  17. Do you work at Subway?
    Because you just gave me a Footlong.
    :lol:
     
  18. Copy cat alert?
     
  19. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?