Pick your Poison

I want to die fapping but instead of the ooze, my organs will be shot and sprayed out of my tiny dick hole 

 

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... Ew.

I wanna die dancing with my wife at the age of 100.

 

Would that not traumatize your wife, Ethan?

 

Philly you're so weird

 

Yeah, but she'd be sick of me anyways. Always ranting about how my great grandchildren have the new Iphone

 

but you still love me beans xD

 

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Of course 

 

Serious Answer: I wish a peaceful death, i wish to be healthy and both mentally and physically active at a very old age. I would want to my wife to die before me, as i would not want her to moan my death. Too much suffering. Id like to be ready for my death, and will be expecting it. I wouldnt say goodbye to my family as i know it wouldnt be long until we meet again

Other Answer: id die in the Apocolypse, as nothing else could stop me

 

Depends on the events, imo

 

Probably after finding a supernatural secret.

 

Simultaneous heart attack with me and my man from too much sex and bacon. 

 

Or something like the movie melancholia where another planet collided with earth That'd be a cool sight to see before your death