Pick your Poison

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by iEx, Feb 3, 2013.

  1. I want to die fapping but instead of the ooze, my organs will be shot and sprayed out of my tiny dick hole 
     
  2. That escalated quickly
     
  3. ... Ew.

    I wanna die dancing with my wife at the age of 100.
     
  4. Suicide bombing practice run
     
  5. Would that not traumatize your wife, Ethan?
     
  6. Philly you're so weird
     
  7. Yeah, but she'd be sick of me anyways. Always ranting about how my great grandchildren have the new Iphone
     
  8. Lol. iPhone 17s?
     
  9. but you still love me beans xD
     
  10. Serious Answer: I wish a peaceful death, i wish to be healthy and both mentally and physically active at a very old age. I would want to my wife to die before me, as i would not want her to moan my death. Too much suffering. Id like to be ready for my death, and will be expecting it. I wouldnt say goodbye to my family as i know it wouldnt be long until we meet again :)

    Other Answer: id die in the Apocolypse, as nothing else could stop me ;)
     
  11. Lol. Apocalypse sounds fun.
     
  12. Depends on the events, imo ;)
     
  13. I'd want to catch the earth shattering meteor :)
     
  14. Probably after finding a supernatural secret.
     
  15. Simultaneous heart attack with me and my man from too much sex and bacon. 
     
  16. Curse that blasted bacon!
     
  17. Or something like the movie melancholia where another planet collided with earth That'd be a cool sight to see before your death