pick-up lines

Gg

 

instead of picking up lines how about I pick you up?

 

Are you a musician vampire?
Because you make my organ fill with blood ?

 

Haha

 

Are you homework? Because I just want to slam you on my desk and do you all night.

 

Mario is red, Sonic is blue, press start on your controller, and be my player 2!

 

Am i dead?
of course not. :?

 

that dress would look way better accelerating to my bedroom at 9.8m/s^2

 

Hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform to you ???¿

 

Hey girl. You look so innocent, you look so sweet. As long as I have a face, you'll always have a seat

 

The word of the day is legs......I think we should go spread the word.

 

ASL
Works 100%. Trust me.

 

Hi I've been watching you from the window for quite some time now. No need to give me your number, I already have it. Xoxo

 

Do you have a shovel? Cuz im Diggin that ass!

 

Hey are you a parking ticket cause u got FINE written all over u

 

Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes 

Is your dad an artist? Because you're a masterpiece 

 

Ever try an austrailian kiss? Its like a french kiss, but down under.