Pick up lines for women.

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by tiddybear, Mar 16, 2017.

  1. Considering men are supposed to "pick-up" women, I will write a "pick-up line" that follows the Natural Order.

    Man: I am a man. You should go on a date with me.
    Woman: Yes sir.
    Man: I will inform you of the location, date, and dress code when necessary.
    Woman: Yes sir. Thank you sir.
     
  2. I'd make a sandwich for you anytime
     
  3. My love for you is like Ebola.
    I don't have it.



    Am I doing this right?
     
  4. LOL you win
     
  5. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

    Cuz you must be an angel
     
  6. Dude wtf
    Get out
     
  7. What do you mean?
     
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  9. I said nothing wrong. I am not ashamed of what I said.

    I spoke and shall continue to speak the truth.




    MAKE PIMD GREAT AGAIN
     
  10. Except this never happens in real life. Unless both people are 35+. I wish more young men could be like this, but it's not realistic. Lol.
     
  11. Lol These days it's, "So... Where you wanna go?" Or, "Netflix and chill?" Which I totally thought that literally meant watch Netflix and chill. I was very wrong. ._.
     

  12. When you nod your head yes, but you wanna say no
     
  13. ?Aye Girl.? this is all you need
     
  14. I stand by what I said because I was and am right.
     
  15. your line is terrible
     
  16. Be the Sid to my Johnson.