PASS THE MIKE

Now I'll steal the mike/
No don't take my spike/
Coz I'm the best/
I'll beat the rest/
Now take this mike and pass it down/
To the bottom and right around/

BOOM!! now imma tear this down/
 
Chloe this is just a game for those of us who enjoy poetry/
When we run out of words we'll just make up some like "floetry"/
this thread is for the people who just wanna drop a rap/
For those who hear the beat in their heads and can't help but clap/
Along with the rhythm and express themselves with rhymes/
If they're anything like me...they do it all the time/
Anyways somebody said something about a widow/
Just like the black ones spinning webs, the ones whose venom kills slow/
They got their own red hourglass so they can tell the time/
Speaking of that I just realized that I've used all of mine/

Passes mic
 
Your probably a fucking shark/
You think you can park where you want to park/
Not until I bark, and bring my dolphin friends/
We'll fight you and eat your pirana friends till patten pends/
I get my color from what I eat/
I figure you need some sun on your meat/
So i don't look like a pink bitch /
But I'd hate to eat fitch/
Now let me eat you and your pirana pack/
And you better run cause I pack a punch /
And now you'll become my lunch/
I'll eat you til I get a hunch/

My rap for pink bottle nose dolphins 
 
I don't really have something to say/
These rhymes will be pointless okay?/
Cuz I've got nothing on my mind/
I'm just here now to burn some time/
Just sitting here, please don't mind me/
I want to kick back, honestly/
No really, get away from me/
I need my damn space! Can't you see?/
I just need to calm myself/
But I'm thinking why the hell/
Should I do that? For all of you?/
No I'll do it for the dolphins, cool?/
 
Well it's been a couple days and my thread is dying/
Which kinda sux cuz I thought there'd be more people here rhyming/
Now I've gotta resuscitate this crap, and I'm trying/
To bring it back to life, to make it death defying/
Although it's really wack that I post back to back/
I do it anyway cuz that is the way that I am/
Keep things running until people come pick up the slack/
Until that time I'll play my game by myself, and that's/
The way that the cookie crumbles, I guess/
Nobody can come rhyme about decent subjects/
Always gotta be upset and gotta hate against/
people around them, but this isn't a contest/
So I hold the mike out for whoever's next in line/
Not everyone at once, please one at a time/
That was sarcasm by the way in that last line/
Someone take the mic quick, cuz my arm is tired/
 
Look at me look at me
Buzzin around like a bee
Cuse it's good to be me
Except for my family
Sometimes I wish they would free me
From this evil curse
Where all them start usin a purse
Look at me oh wait I just did this verse
Oh well I just dont give a fugue
Look at me look at me
What you gunna do about me
Stupid record dealers
Song stealers
I wish you wore like dre
But hay look its dre
Just jokin
Now my mom started smoken
Now I'm gunna pass the mike
(that whole thing meant that my whole family is girls[but my dad but I don't see him that much] and my mom smokes)
 
You are vader vis your little boots and cape and the helmet to cover up that burnt *** face you use the force to move objects I am a force truly evil even way back in history 'fore you turned whack in the prequel.ahhh guyot sck my robot balls and take a step back so I can freeze yours off take a carbonite bath for your goose stepin *** call my homeboy in isreal we'll see who gets the last laugh.
 
Mr isreal homboy a girl
Let ur love unfurl
Me?im mr bad guy kriptonite the green crhonic
Im demonic
I can whoop ur ass with a swipe of my finger
Ur an IPhone game with a ringer
Look at the dummy
He playin with his bunny
Oh that's kinda funny
U mista playboy bunny?
Imma shoot u with a laser
(I'm just playin razer)
 
Well this thread faded real quickly/
Time now to bid it adieu/
Just let it sink into the forums/
Like a ship in the big blue/
Ocean. Currents pull it back, and deep into the sea/
34 posts wasnt the best but honestly I'm happy/
 
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