Parasite

Why is everyone going on about Adam getting seduced? What about Amanda getting seduced? Then Adam getting jealous? Adam getting seduced is too predictable

 

*throws a taco at a Viking* TACO FIGHT *takes out a wand and points it at himself and yells* PLUS 5 SPEED!

 

Cuz Amanda would be too easy to seduce

 

*tackles Flubber and shoves taco into my mouth* THE TACO... IT'S MINE ALL MINE!!!!!! no touchy the taco...
*backs away into the bushes* 

 

*has sidestepped so she tackled a biking with a taco then raises his frying pan* bring it on

 

*comes out of the bushes in a pretty princess dress, and one of those cone hats with a string*

*holds up a milkshake* that's right... It's better than yours... Bring it bitch!!!

*charges flubber*

 

*slams her in the head with a frying pan killing her Pimd account

 

*hits flubberJ in the back of the head* BEHAVE!

 

*ducks

Random Viking: *tackles rainbow

Me: GO MY VIKINGS!

 

Rainbowdash: *rips off the vikings head* grrr I'm getting mah bishexutual (yes I said that funny on purpose) lover! PINKIE PIE!

Pinkie Pie: *all butch* Hey Dash what's up?

 

Me: *screams* FOR NARNIA!!! *a little mouse comes out

 

Me: Pinkie pie he's giving me trouble

Pinkie Pie: *growls* His Head will be above the fireplace when I'm done with him

 

*the mouse runs out and draws a needle then a billion Narnia things rush out and eat everyone expect the people I don't want them to

 

Me: I hate to break it to you but me and PP are immortal

PP: FAIL!

 

I am immune to frying pans... *gets back up*
*puts the ghost of Erin in front of flubber to distract him*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*grabs the taco back from flubber when he wasn't looking*

 

Well then they took you back to NARNIA

 

Well I can just fly us back to equestria

 

No cuz I closed the portal

 

*had already eaten my taco

 

Only ponies can close the portal (which they dont) and I have not deemed you a pony