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[Qinny]

Needed: person between the ages 1-100. Must know how to narwhal.
Know how to argue (debate).
Must not be from California.
Must be willing to share a platonic friendship.
Must know at least one OneRepublic song.
Must not be a creeper or desperate.

Roy, I'm doing this for you. You need a friend, so I'm gonna be an ass hole :$.
**Note: this thread has no purpose, and please do not respond.

That is all.

 

[Buddy100and1]

.-. I fit all categories except the age. Im only .9 .

 

[Azarah6]

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Awwwwwwwwwwwww. Poor Roy. 

 

[-AC-blockey-]

I fit all categories except for the "you just meet all requirements" one.

 

[Royale30]

*Please note any and all applications will be rejected.

 

[Azarah6]

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[Qinny]

He's seeking love, pay no mind to him.
:3

 

[Azarah6]

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[-Nephirus-]

I fit all of em except the last one... Must not be a creeper 