palace rp

(that's when you kick him in the balls do hard they fall out his mouth brigit.)

 

(it sounds to me that Bridget's ex doesn't have any balls to kick.)

 

(what? Too much?  just trying to cheer meh bestie up )

 

(thanks... I really care though, and I can't stand something happening to my gf. He obviously wasn't worth it, he dumped you. So he didn't know what he had. [i say all of this as a friend...])

 

Not very fun is it? -I stand up-

 

Jacob: *looks at ruby, glad her hand is on his face not his chest, so she can't tell how fast his heart is beating*

 

(insert awkward yet hilariously derailing one liner here )

 

Luke: no, not really
(I understand, I feel that way on the weekends. So I hang put with you guys when my friends are busy)

 

(you will alida, eventually.)

 

(wow thanks)

-I walk over to Luke-

 

Jacob: *surprised, but gently kisses her back*

 

(unfortunately lots of guys are, I hang out with my gf, a couple of her[now our] close friends, and the "nerds, dorks, geeks." that way I know my friends won't try and make me do drugs, and her friends arnt that kind either...)

 

(alida... )