p/AskPimD (Secrets)

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Boooooo, Apr 26, 2019.

  1. My friends brother took acid and jump off the roof .. I kinda feel bad because I told his brother where to get it .. now I feel bad but my friends brother has my back still hasn't told anyone where he got it . I'm glad he okay though
     
  2. Canada is just a giant amusement park. Canadians like RoseMilkTea refuse to admit it but it's okay because I already know their dirty secret.
     
  3. I know a guy who knows a guy who talks to this gurl who babysits for my aunt.. this babysitter gurl goes out with this e-boy wannabe who plays Fortnite with my old school janitor. This janitor has an affair with the wife of the guy who cuts the grass at the church I used to go to when I was just a boy. Anyways the wife used to be like my teacher during catholic Sunday church school thingy.. and like it all feels weird cause I was a boy then and am just now finding this out.
     
  4. O :( why are my fellow canadians excluding me from this great knowledge
     
  5. WOW, PLS DONUT PRETEND YOU DON'T RUN SOME OF THE RIDES.
     
  6. IT'S JUST LIKE ONE K AND THE COTTON CANDY STAND. we also sell packets of white powder on le side but that's a secret
     
  7. My middle school principle was a known creep among most of the girls. He would always stand a little to close, hug a little to long, linger around. Once he popped a girls bra and said “your bra is showing you should fix that” and then walked off. He would tuck in a girls bra/undershirt straps sometimes is he saw them. I saw him at my high school when the 8th graders were touring it and I made sure to avoid eye contact with him and took a longer way to class.
     
  8. YOU SELL SUGAR PACKETS TOO?!
     
  9. I said issa secret oml imma get fired
     


  10. My bf has done acid he told me everything effects you on the high especially music he may not have known that and that's why he jumped off the roof
     
  11. It’s okay you said it in a secret thread
     
  12. Issokay, we will not tell your Canadian Carnie Overlords.
     
  13. My history teacher my sophomore year is actually also a cop, and there was a rumor that he watched poorn and whacked off in class. Some of the guys an I had the bright idea of putting a more or up lord lemme tell you....that was terrifying.

    Not only that he put us in abc order and my last name starts w a b so I was closer to his desk. That day I happened to be wearing a nicer outfit because I had an interview and he wasn't staring at his laptop the whole time while he whacked off and at first I thought he was staring at someone or something else til I accidentally locked eyes and it was like this weird like...i dunno it was weird asf I couldn't look away so I started to panic and then the bell rang and I made the weirdest little squeak and ran out the room forgetting my stuff lol.

    The next day I had a question about our assignment and sadly he was the person I had to ask and he came over and like...stuck his pelvis in my face and when he bent down his face was way close to my chest...my dad ended having me transfer to a new school not long after that cuz we moved houses again thank god.
     
  14. ThankGod. .
     
  15. Um that would be on camera if he was doing something that extreme and the school can see everything he looks at. Not to mention the entire class would notice if their teacher was just straight up màsturbating in the class w them there
     
  16. All my secrets are repressed therefore i cannot remember them
     
  17. If you get fired you can work at my popcorn stand
     
  18. Not rlly a secret but one teacher opened their laptop one time and there wuz prawns on it and everyone saw.

    Hahahahagagagagaggagagagahahahaagha
     

  19. I mean if there were a time machine I could show you point blank...smaller schools don't have cameras in the classes just in halls or outside not only that as stated he is/was (not sure if he still is) a cop and probably knows how to bypass a few things
     
  20. I think you quoted the wrong thing there hun lol