Ouchies

This one time I got a serious blow to the big ego of mine :/ .

It still hurts.

 

ouch

 

When I was 5, I went piggy-back riding my big bro outside the house. He was running and I was squealing. Suddenly he slipped and dropped me head first onto the cement ground. I got hospitalized.

When I was 6, my aunt, uncle, big bro, and I were involved in a car crash. My hips got dislocated and I stopped for 1 school year (was previously accelerated for 1 year, so like I was not late or anything the next school year, just not advanced as I was supposed to be).

When I was 15, my big bro and I decided to play soccer out in the garden. He put on sneakers, but I put on slippers 'cause I was lazy. The ending was, when he passed me the ball, I kicked it with full force that my right big toe's toenail fell out and oozed blood like crazy.

 

summary please

 

How about you learn to read?

 

The capability to read would still be required for thr summary.

 

If you know how to read, you wouldn't need a summary

 

(( this story isn't that gruesome but imma share it bc it's a pretty stupid injury ))

K.

So we had this thing almost every reccess wherein we would have a race from one end of the field to the other and whoever wins gets to be a cool kid for like 10 minutes before everyone gets tired of praising and sucking up to that person and walks away. K so one day, I decided to join in (mainly bc my crush was there and I wanted to impress him shhh shut up dont judge me ily all ). So boom , the race starts and it's only a few seconds before I'm in the lead. I'm so proud that I look back at my crush to see if he's impressed, trip on my own feet, and land face flat on the ground.

Yay.

Next thing I know, I'm in the nurse's office with the concrete floor's pattern imprinted on my forehead that lasted for about 2 weeks. I could've at least gotten a cool scar or something but noooo. Just some random mess on my forehead that looked like some kid poked my forhead with a pencil.

the end.

 

But if you don't know how to read, what good would a summary do..

 

A child in kindergarten may be able to read through a summary, but the full text would be too taxing for them.

ofc they "know how" to read, but they suck at it.

 

A kidney stone.

 

So probably say that "learn to read full texts" instead of implying that one doesn't know "how to".

 

I choked on a pink mentos and passed out as a child ?

 

When I was little I was in a railing and fell and just below me there was a big rock and my wrist ended in between the rock and myself and broke it. I went to the hospital for 3 days

 

semantics

 

why butthurt mr death lover

 

Repetitive shìts

 

Stepped on a Lego

 

Ohnoess