But on a more serious note, let me clear up some things before I pass out from the stupidity of the OP and pure exhaustion. A) My definition of humor is much, much broader than yours, and in a way it's much much more smaller than yours. I have an attention span of a dog, the smallest thing can make me break out in giggles, and trust me dahling by the looks of it, even a fucking grasshopper can be more of an entertainment than you, so you are obviously in no place to judge. That, and if you consider that as an attempt at humor then I am sorry to inform you that 我不會對你那麼好。 B) Logic can kiss my ass. tUmUt ＿|￣|○ C) wow okay i reached my quota for today. That, and just watching you put in all those terrible emojis at the end of your sentences is too much for me to handle.
Your ass should be ripe with shame and sadness and sorrow and remorse and all sixty flavors of the rainbow. 你真是個笨蛋。
Oh my God. No. Your courting ritual displeases me, in every way possible. I am NOT going to start a kismesitude with you, because you are simply not worthy of a blackrom with the black passions of fifty vengeful and wrathful angels from LOFAH. And by that I mean your comebacks are bad, and you should feel bad. And-
You just get weirder and creepier by the second. Please be quiet now so I can pretend you don't exist. Ahhh, the way the world should be.
Actually, you did expect me to be butthurt by this thread, because in your original post, the last sentence says "let's see how he likes it" So no, you did not originally think I would be unfazed, you thought I would get mad and/or care for your opinion. And I make too many opinion threads? Weird. I made a thread saying I would start making them. If you don't like them, then please don't view them. Simple
Well, it seems like you do care, or you wouldn't be commenting right now.... But yeah, I guess you're right. I did say that. Although its not like I thought you'd cry over it or anything. I mostly figured people would hate on me for making it, and I'd get to argue. Which makes me laugh and gives me something to do at work.
Don't pretend you're mother teresa and part of the PTA and holy ladies' choir, because let's be honest, you're not. Don't even try deluding yourself into believing that you're much better than everyone else simply for making a piece of crap thread, because LESBEHONEST AGAIN, you aren't. Ignore my existence? What are you, some prissy 6 year old girl who watches Mean Girls almost religiously and wears your mother's D and G clothing and practices saying 'EW NO' to a mirror every day after school? Grow up. You're not better than any one. :| I really don't mind you, or your pathetic behavior or anything, especially when you act like a kid who screams when seeing a fly on your arm, but please, for the sake of humanity and yourself, don't act like that. Just don't. Not charming, not cute, doesn't make you look better, makes you look dumb as fuck. 我的天啊，你真是個笨蛋。