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I can be classy... 

But I have been known to flip out on my men every now and then..... Like 15-20 times a day.. 
 
Yeah. We just pushed you out! But it's okay! I'll buy you ice cream later.




Just a love tap?  but that's so unfeeling.
 
I guess so. As long as you eat it super messily. It's gotta get ALLLLLLLLLLL over your face. You'll look so adorable! And sticky.
 
Its only dirty if I shove you in the sand first. >.> and I'll take that bucket.



Well...do they cry? Tears are a sign of true feeling. It's so heartwarming.
 
First I would date a girl and propose to her sober and second your stats and well to high to say I'm living in a basement
 
Yeah. I'd reply to an online ad rather than an ad asking if I'd like to be drugged and dragged upstairs to be married. Some people are clueless about romance :roll:
 
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