One-Year! Kill Me Off

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Sherily, Apr 16, 2019.

  1. Death by chocolate? Not this Girl! Woman Drowns in VAT of Tequila: could've been saved, everytime friends would pull her out she would dive back for another drink, cremation still burning
     
  2. A doggy smothered her in her sleep bc cuddles on her face
     
  3. The winner is: Wednesday!

    I think hers was the funniest one that was put into the format of a headline and I could totally see that headline on a Floridia newspaper. Haha
     
  4. Vaguely remember being active a whole year. Now i'm an old sod.
     
  5. I super relate to this statement but irl.
     
  6. Ant man climbed up your ass and expanded