On the toilet

SITTIN ON THA TOILET
SITTIN ON THA TOILET
now flush.

 

I pray my finger don't breach the tissue

 

I plug my anal canal with my thumb if i get rectal incontinence. Diarrhoea be flowing like a waterfall yo!









Lol. Not really. If i did that, i presume liquid poo would either spouting all directions and/or blow up my bowl. Make a channel of destruction to my nose and mouth and/or vomit and shit though my face.












Blargh

 

Bowel*

 

I don't think i just take the Browns to the super bowl that's what do while on pimd 

 

The bog is the only place where i can be alone so I sit on there for a good 10 minutes or so and ponder my life and realise it's going the same way as my poo, down the s*i*t*r.

 

I think about homework that I didn't do that I need to do but won't do anyway

 

Playing PIMD when I'm in bathroom,oh and smoking too

 

Doing a big shite reading the paper 

 

I'm on the toilet right now. Kidding.

 

I uh just sit down crap get up and leaveno time to think

 

I would say what I think.











Ok fine. Chocolate brownies 

 

I spend my time in the bathroom staring into space mostly. It seems like the only time where life actually stops, except for during the night, when I'm sleeping.

 

I hold a crap game when i am on the toilet,You get it,,,lol

 

i just go on ifunny