Nuh uh. I'm here and our lives aren't going to be over for a very long time. Now climb through my window Dawson's Creek style so I can have an emo conversation with you about our lives.
HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! here's a present Guess what's in it. WRONG! It's a....... Picture of cake! Now give me a peace. Yum. This is good cake. Haha! I got cake! I'll stop rubbing it in now.