Oh no NOT ON MY NEW SEAT!

She spilled wine?

girls like wine so she got drunk and tripped and spilled it!



I am drunk too /.-

 

On her period, delivered a baby, vomited, pooped in her pants, stabbed herself and bled, humped a unicorn, peed in her pants, spoilt the seat with her fat butt.

One of them have to be correct, somehow

 

She barfed?

 

Muddy feet on it that's my guess

 

Just gimme the 3b drop volley

 

"Humped a unicorn"??Um what the...

 

Let's just say she gave an expression that resembles the pal "8o|" face. And got the seat wet. With something.

 

Got her aroused, you guys got freaky, and she "wetted" the seat? 

 

Lmao 

 

You humped a unicorn that was actually a leprichorn?

 

Spilt something 

 

Sounds like period to me  or.. Pee  'she did it'?

 

Lipstick stain?

 

Nail polish or lipstick stain...

 

Blood...?

 

irregular period?

 

What she said

 

what colour was it
anyway??

 

Spilt a drink or milk?