The only cake I'll even touch is a moist cake. Can't stand dry cake. As for something that I find offensive, I hate it when people say "lying by omission". It just pisses me off to no end.
I'm with your girlfriend. I hate the word moist. You mention the word moist, I'll backhand ya. No joke. Worst word ever.
**** dat. I love taking vajazzling selfies while eating moist cake, with grundging smexy mutts that minge, while lying by ommision.