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Boom

 

So it's the blue kind!!! 

 

Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly.
WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE’S A MONSTER?!
Don’t be scared, Timmy, or he’ll eat you.
Monsters smell fear.
Lucky for you, I got a
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch, make a
SAFETY PORCH!
Put it in the hallway.
SAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away.
SAFETY TORCH!
That’ll be 50 bucks.

But my house is on fire.

Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim,
But lucky for you you,
I have come with a solution!
It’s your lucky day!

SAFETY WATER!
Put it in a bucket.
SAFETY WATER!
Pour it on the fire!
SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath.
SAFETY WATER!
First one’s on the house.

Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one’s on the house.


Ha ha ha, yeah. Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those, plus all the safety torches.

No!

So that’ll be… let’s just call it… 500 bucks.

I don’t have 500 bucks!

Oh, that’s fine! I’ll bill your parents.

NO!

Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night.

My parents are gonna kill me.

 

This cc is scaring me.




Leo...whaaaaaaa?? 

 

Why?

 

They were spanking.

 

._.

 

Hah- I mean... How scary that must be for you

 

 buddy




SHADDUP. You deal with three crazy people in cc with one determined to spank the other two

 

...you use it as blackmail maybe?

 

How? I don't think they care. And I can't take ss's

 

Then you become part of the problem!

 

Nu uhh!

 

Then you blow it up??

 

Tumor.

 

No cancer


I sleepy

 

I'm joining an rp club lololol ill probably be getting farmed soon.

 

Wait.


I wanna go be annoying too!!!!!



And you won't get farmed. Not if I have anything to do with it. And I will. Have something to do with it, I mean, not getting you farmed.


I go? 

 

They aren't talking. The past two hours all that has been said is hey. Like by the same person.

 

Swedish House Mafia >