I just noticed I'm a goodie two shoes No silences No locked threads No warnings 2 people blocked me God damn. I deserve a pat on the back.
I wanna join that Playboy Bunnies club. Cuz a requirement is that you have to accept a bodyguard or bring one. And then, when they ask you who yours is, you say "No one"! And then when they ask who you wanna accept as your bodyguard, you say "No one"! And then they get all mad and you're like "Hey! I'm a feminist!" and then they *gaspesses* and you like "HELLZ YEAH BOIIIIIIIIIII!" and they like "" and then they'll ask you about your handlebar mustachio! *Insert evil MWAHAHAHAGAGAA* it's the perfect crime!