Oh dear!!! What happened?! Did your cat climb on the roof? Was your cow abducted by the flying saucer that your mother secretly owns but won't tell anyone?! Did you spill water down your pants? Did you lose your trousers? Did you have sex with a sheep? Did you wake up this morning and decide you wanted to dress like a lawyer, then remembered you lent all of your suits to your friend Carlos, who used to own a lovely pair of aviators?
Yep... Ahaaa, nah of course there's nothing wrong with it, most people have those. I was just intrigued
Lies dev. Lies. Lol you know I have no pants fetish. First question that popped into my head.