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Discussion in 'Best Of' started by *Adelynn (01), Jun 3, 2011.

  1. Do you have my whip in your closet? Dev said I have one.
     
  2. Don't make me get the glass embedded whip 
     
  3. Yes dev you have wigs in your closet. Pick one.
     
  4.  I'm in your closet?
     
  5. If I did how would youknow?
     
  6.  you would never know if I had seen your closet.




     okay Leo. You should open your closet then. There could be stuff in there.
     
  7. You went in my closet!
     
  8. 
     
  9. Well...this sounds just like a scary movie. He's gonna go look in the closet.
     
  10. Or Justin beiber.
     
  11. She only comes out on friday
     
  12.  you'll have to wait till friday then
     
  13. Heres a birthday song

    Many years ago today something grew
    inside of your mother...
    That thing was you

    YOU

    YOU YOU YOU YOU

    Did she scream did she cry
    Only those that are born are the ones that
    Get to die

    One more year closer to dying
    Rotting organs ripping grinding
    Biological discordance
    Birthday equals self abhorrence

    Years keep passing aging always
    Mutate into vapid slugs
    Doctor gives a new perscription
    Bullet in a fucking gun

    One more year closer to dying
    Plastic surgeons fuel the lying
    You forget why you came in here
    Your mind rots with every New Year

    RSVP PLEASE
    For the DETH of thee
    You have little time
    And you're running out of life

    Happy Birthday
    [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/birthday-det ... hklok.html ]
    You're gonna die

    Now you're old and full of hatred
    Take a pill to masturbatred
    Children point to you and scream
    Because they will become that thing

    One more year of further suffering
    There's no point of fucking bluffing
    Open up your DETHDAY present
    It's a box of fucking nothing

    RSVP PLEASE
    For the DETH of thee
    You have little time
    And you're running out of life

    DIE DIE
    DETHDAY
    BIRTHDAY
    DETHDAY
    DIE DIE
    DETHDAY
    BIRTHDAY
    DETHDAY

    RSVP PLEASE
    For the DETH of thee
    You have little time
    And you're running out of life

    Happy Birthday
    You're gonna die


    Shit your pants? I did
     
  14. Ok? Wrong thread?
     
  15.  I quit reading. After I saw die. It looked sad.
     
  16. Do NOT post that on jarleys thread!! 