There once was a small boy named Johnny. He had to use to bathroom, but he was scared of the dark hallway in-between the rooms. He took a peek outside, and heard a footstep, and saw a large shadow. "What will I do? I still have to pee!" Johnny thought to himself. He bravely began walking down the dark, menacing hallway. He had almost reached the bathroom, then.... A large black hand snatched him into the shadows and tore him to pieces! They proceeded to slowly eat his insides, and make a Johnny-Taco. The. END.