Noobs in war

Discussion in 'Wars' started by ---V_F4NT4STIC---, Aug 30, 2013.

  1. I just heard "can you gift people money? I need some for war!! "
     
  2. Fan, get war-king(zach) to help you resize
     
  3. Noob: idc about winning, im joining beta war to get item only

    ??
     
  4. "? people always tell me they will give me one bil"
     
  5. Should farm them all
     
  6. I don't need help  I have 15b I just need 5 more b to ug
     
  7. "I just want to milk money from these cows. Why are they hitting me so much"
     
  8. "I'm a war machine, do as I say!" - SpitFire


    I'm a noob so that counts
     
  9. Ok i have a vague memory of a war

    Dont tell me how to war, i been to more wars than you ever had. Dancing pays more, why fight if i cant get through

    Me: ??????
     
  10. omg good one
     
  11. War Commander: everyone fight

    Party Animal/Pwar Queen: Im a dance build cause it pays more! 

    War Commander checks CS, 400k/1,000kcs, slaps head

    ... Half an hour later...

    Parry Animal/PWar Queen: I can't get up! 

    War Commander: you build wrong. Re-build like parson X
     
  12. Someone insisted to me yesterday that defence pots were useless in war 
     
  13. My fav… Im being farmed can you help me they wont stop hitting me lmao
     
  14. How do I sit?
     
  15. Well said ski even with typos lol
     
  16. Someone from your own side unloading and noting on you and reporting the hit in CC like a badass 