Noobs in war

Discussion in 'Wars' started by ---V_F4NT4STIC---, Aug 30, 2013.

  1.  I would suggest (not all) to prank farm build, easier to make cow (just saying) cos i did in last beta war and it worked for us
     
  2. Noob: what do those numbers mean?
    Admin: *explains it to them 10x*
    Noob: 0/6/36d
    Admin: there aren't 36 pots. You're only supposed to put how many pots use each hit, not pots used total.
    Noob: okay explain it to me again?
    Admin: *explains another 10x*
    Noob: okay.
    *10 min later*
    Noob: 60/5/10g
    Everyone: wtf
    Admin: what are you posting?!
    Noob: idk, explain the number thing to me again?
     
  3. -has 2b tut hired in war-

    "OMG IM BEING STRIPPED!"
     
  4. "Someone has money out cos theyre winning now!"

    
     
  5. repoting: akudou 2/2/1 f np

    "Guys he only has one pot!"
     
  6. ??? im a cow 
     
  7. I learned yesterday that Steven only has 2 pots 
     
  8. Just received news from one beta war club:

    LCBC: How do we report hits

    ??????
     
  9.  and that question was asked during war, not before. What a bad timing
     
  10. Ask for SS 
     
  11.  i have lots of ss but not gonna reveal names n stuffs. Let this thread be a lesson to some of them. ? You know who you are
     
  12. Usually when i war, i say oppo is dancing alot thats why they leading from the start.

    People ask me: How you know? You have alt there?

    Answer: HELL NO! look at war stats. Plus the new plunder update of each players shows you how they war... Who makes 112m in 10seconds in war? Obvious dancing isnt it
     
  13. Another beta war news.

    Leader: Dont sp, you only make yourself an early cow for oppo

    Noob: too many incomings! Im gonna sp

    Leader: ? smh
     
  14. Show ss but cover the name 
     
  15. I've seen all of these. In the second beta war there was this guy who we had to explain the strategy 20 times to him and he's still like who do I hit? What's a cow? I bought 10 attack pots is that enough? I was like?you're Lucky I can't kick you even though I'm admin
     
  16. Report from beta war:


     What do you expect from 2 hours war except for dancing to win? ?  oh my god this is fucking hilarious
     
  17. "Who do I hit...everyone?"
    "Do I unload?"
    "I know better than you what to do."
    "Ill fight the people. Forget what you say"

    Omg I reset and I am in a noob war ATM 
     
  18. I have ss of a funny thing, I can't post it cause I don't know how to resize ? if you can post it follow me ?