NEXT PARTY PROMO SHOULD BE x3 FOR PARTIES.

No. Shut up.

 

 Remember the good ol' days of 1x pay on farms that you had to time hits on? Wasn't that a pain in the ass? Aren't the parties spectacularly convenient? And aren't ANY of the bonuses just delightful? 

 

You give someone a taste of heaven and they will want more, they will be addicted to that shit, you have played right into the DEVS HANDS FOOL!!!!!!

Them parties pay double and crap, u will become addicted to them, and normal parties will seem like utter crap, u will want more, blah blah and THE DEVS WILL GET THEIR WAY

 

Remember when there werent parties and pwars? Oh yeah, you are a newb, nevermind.

 

You should farm people instead of partying. It pays better, at least for me.

 

They will be like

"Like our FB page with 502729 likes, and buy more DN, and you shalt get triple parties blah blah!"

AND LIKE THA TOOOL U ARE, u will be obliged to do so

 

<enter intimidating big words about how you need 80,000 likes, and you should email support because that's what all of the cool kids say to do here.>

?

 

I wish I was cool

 

I'm the opposite of cool. I'm HOT.

 

<.< meagan and ryan think they're so cool because they sound professional. ?You don't get extra credit in class for using advanced vocabulary on a game.

 

The opposite of cool is warm. <.< so yeah.

 

No I'm hot don't be mean

 

Oh lmao, I'm a divine genius i choose to use simple words for the sake of you People, if I was bright all the time, all you would be blind,


YOU'RE WELCOME!!

 

The devs keep double pay so that people bye DNs so they r smart ? good way to get their way out
And everyone is happy ?