FYI: To make things clear. Seems like we got people who will believe my every word. I'm not God. Nor did I make an alt so that I can talk crap to myself. Those who believe any of those are just younglings who haven't been educated properly. But I can't stop you from believing what you want. If you think I'm god or I made alts to make fun of myself. Than go right ahead in believing that because the world will keep on moving.
No, you can't be 'God'... For a start, I am 100% sure he was/is a better speller than you and I'm not certain he was ever formally educated like you probably were.