*SmileyAmanda (01)
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Some of you might have heard about Murphy's laws, some of you might not, and some of you might hate this post
Here are some of Murphy's laws... Negativity to the MAX
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
If anything cannot go wrong, it will anyway
Nothing is as easy as it looks
Everything takes longer than you think
The other line always moves faster
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
Just when you think things can't get any worse, they will
Anything that can go wrong, has already gone wrong... You just haven't been notified
The more space you have, the more junk you'll have
Cheer up... The worse thing is yet to come
You cannot force Murphy's law to happen and you can't use it in reverse
You will find an easier way to do it after you've finished doing it
The wind always blow opposite your hair do
Whenever you cut your fingernails, you'll need them an hour later
If the truth is in your favor, no one will believe it
The road to success is always under construction
Better to be a pesimist than an optimist because, when you say your glass is half empty, it will have to be refilled
The must abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, stupidity and opinions
Every rule has an exception except the rule of exceptions
Power is taken... Not given
Common sense is not so common
It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them, they change again
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them
Chaos always wins, because it's better organized
Just because you can do something, doesn't means you should
If many things can go wrong, they will go all wrong at the same time
Mother nature is a bitch
Every solution breeds new problems
A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage
The greater the value of the roof, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it
You will always find something in the last place you look
If you are looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last
It is never on the last place you look, it is on the first place you looked but never discovered on the first attempt
After you've brought something, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper
Anything you try to fix, will take longer and cost more than you thought
If you fool around with a thing for a long time, you will screw it up
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over
Whoever has the gold, makes the rules
No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up
Search for any other of Murphy's laws... If internet doesn't fails.
And SMILE... Tomorrow will be worse
Problem? *troll face*
Here are some of Murphy's laws... Negativity to the MAX
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong
If anything cannot go wrong, it will anyway
Nothing is as easy as it looks
Everything takes longer than you think
The other line always moves faster
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing
Just when you think things can't get any worse, they will
Anything that can go wrong, has already gone wrong... You just haven't been notified
The more space you have, the more junk you'll have
Cheer up... The worse thing is yet to come
You cannot force Murphy's law to happen and you can't use it in reverse
You will find an easier way to do it after you've finished doing it
The wind always blow opposite your hair do
Whenever you cut your fingernails, you'll need them an hour later
If the truth is in your favor, no one will believe it
The road to success is always under construction
Better to be a pesimist than an optimist because, when you say your glass is half empty, it will have to be refilled
The must abundant things in the universe are hydrogen, stupidity and opinions
Every rule has an exception except the rule of exceptions
Power is taken... Not given
Common sense is not so common
It takes forever to learn the rules and once you've learned them, they change again
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
When you wear new shoes for the first time, everyone will step on them
Chaos always wins, because it's better organized
Just because you can do something, doesn't means you should
If many things can go wrong, they will go all wrong at the same time
Mother nature is a bitch
Every solution breeds new problems
A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage
The greater the value of the roof, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it
You will always find something in the last place you look
If you are looking for more than one thing, you'll find the most important one last
It is never on the last place you look, it is on the first place you looked but never discovered on the first attempt
After you've brought something, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper
Anything you try to fix, will take longer and cost more than you thought
If you fool around with a thing for a long time, you will screw it up
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway
Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it
Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work
There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over
Whoever has the gold, makes the rules
No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up
Search for any other of Murphy's laws... If internet doesn't fails.
And SMILE... Tomorrow will be worse
Problem? *troll face*