Only if you want them to be, Eagle. Only if you want them to be... ------ I was still shuddering from the horrendous music. Who listens to motherfuckin' JB ANYWAYS?! Horrible music. Clearly, our generation is doomed if all the children are infatuated with this... This... Hermaphrodite. My eyes twitch as Kamryn barges in, smacking the door out of the window, causing cars to squeak and yell curses at us. "HELLO, EARTHLING." "KAMRYN." "Lolwhut?" "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?" "Dennis broke up with you~" Her childish demeanor made my Chanel fade. Again. Sweat drop, and another whiff of Chanel 5 would be good. "Whatever. Go get me a sandwhich." "No." "Water." "No." "Anything?" "No." "Tampons?" "FUCK YES!" ----- ._.
---- DUN. DUN. DUN! The horrible words rang inside my head. "COUSIN MIRANDA, I'M HERE." Ohhhh no! No no no no no!!!! "KAMRYN! STAY FIVE FEET AWAY FROM ME." "AI AI, CAPTAIN!" Since we were in the bedroom, she stood on the toilet, humming to Justin Bieber. "MY HOUSE MY RULES, NO JUSTIN." That didn't go so well. She was now on the floor, crawling around, acting like an animal... Beaver... "KAMRYN. YOU'RE GOING TO GET YOUR WHITE BLONDE HAIR DARK!!" I gasped before running to her, touching her hair to see if she's alright. Wrong move. She bit me on the arm. "KAMRYNNN!!" --- Dx